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Because I happened to check read them at a certain time? You were 16 so what's your point? At least I didn't write "FIRST"

...you have friends on a **** site?

27 that's what I was thinking, I didnt know social networking applied to **** too

instead of poking people, you send faps!

Friends on Facebook = Acquaintances + Good Friends + Family Members Friends on **** site = Desperate Creepers + Possibly hot ****-stars + Freaks

Sounds like you're more active on the **** site.

Forget Facebook, I predict **** Hub to be the next big social network.

mattbc97 has fapped to you. Fap Back • Ignore

Why on Earth would anyone even want a **** account? What extra features are made available with an account?

Lol. "Noot noot, motherf•cker!"

more ppl are fapping than FB apping.

Oh look my FML got accepted

^Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday Matt :-) !

Happy Birthday Matt! ;)

He officially got more Happy Birthday messages on fml now. You need to meet more people...

^ win btw Fappy Birthday!

I'm guessing you got a big weener?

lol i didn't know that either #30

FREE HD PRON!!

OMG, I LOVE HD "PRON"!!!!

I had a.... Oh wait I've never had a pet....forever alone.

Yo, HD **** is almost never free. They always make you pay for the good stuff.

Free HD PRON!!!!! FTW!!!!!!!

Tron ****?

Lol these are the best comments I've seen too funny

84- you were supposed to say Tron Pron

I realized what I just said was wrong and stupid. Please thumb me down.

^^ No need to ask! (:

One does not simply get more friends

No, one simply makes more friends.

I tried that. The jumper cables just won't bring them to life like I saw in the movie.

What's hatsune miku doing on here in the first place?

Maybe you should learn how to spell "you."

What is this ”friends” which you speak of, and where can I get some?!

Shut the **** up!!! Grammar nazis cn eat a dick. If someone writes the letter "u" then U obviously got wat they were sayin even tho they made it shorter or left a letter out. U still kno wat they meant so shut up we r not in skool or a professional setting so there is no need to spell everything correctly

Cobalt - Please read the commenting rules, especially that part about TXT language being forbidden here. I'm not even going to bother correcting all your stupid txt-isms. I'm just going to let your spelling of "skool" speak for itself.

On a **** site.

maybe you should be less of a jerk.

What I want to know is how they wished OP happy birthday with one hand 0.o

Maybe it was webcam chat?

Ooor maybe it was a simple 'Happy birthday' post on their profile?

Oh no! Here we go again with the birthday wishes = real friendship nonsense. Yeah, just keep telling yourself that. People on your **** site really care more because they said, "Happy Birthday" and didn't forget. I wish you a good life with those true and loyal friends! Cheers!

Theyre so thoughtful that they even dressed up in their birthday suits.

@15 ppl can be very creative with just one hand....

Maybe the higher number of birthday wishes on the **** site has to do with more people going on the **** site?;) A lot of people check Facebook though, it would be interesting to see if social media or **** sites were viewed more often.

I'm guessing 97 from the title of the FML.

And are they all naked?

OP has less friends than the number of pornstars on the website, which still isn't saying much...

Ha!

Ha, no.

H0T Busty B@BE says: "Happy Birthday Big Boy!"

Yup:) weirdos that have nothing Better to do than ya nooo....

Yup, that's exactly what it means. Mans u be smartz.

I don't know if erroneous is a great term to be using on FML. It's way too brainy, even for the nerds.