TMI

By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 21:08 - United States - San Marcos

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Today, my mom wished me a "Happy Conception Day." FML
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Welshite 39

I must introduce this fantastic holiday to my family. More presents for me.

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raesos91 26

just remember that you were the lucky swimmer that made it to the end of the race! or in this case, the egg :P

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MrBrightside21 20

50 - Or not. I know some great psychiatrists if you need any. I'm still crazy, but at least now I know how to hide it.

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free2speak 14

Actually 52, the first sperm to reach the egg is usually not the one that fertilizes it. It takes the collective effort of a few sperm cells to make the membrane thin enough for one of them to penetrate.

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JenkJenks 6

Yeah. The first sperm lays down a couple sweet lines and buys the egg a few drinks. After the egg is feeling good, another sperm comes along and woos it by dropping some more cash on it. When the egg is hammered and its inhibitions lowered, a third sperm slips it away and penetrates before the other sperm know what happened.

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dead247 13

From the description you just gave, we're all jackass'.

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jarrettd 27

Actually, the first one to the egg is usually never the one to fertilize it. Its a combination of many.

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rgriff27 19

#52, I cannot express to you how much I love your Zoso picture.

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happle 21

77- Are you saying multiple sperm normally fertilize a single egg?

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MrPlopper 9

95- no multiple eggs fertilize a single sperm

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Horsempeg 25

I don't understand why this is an fml.. at least you were born?

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hallix 21

This is going to be me as a parent one day if I ever have kids.

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Welshite 39

I must introduce this fantastic holiday to my family. More presents for me.

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skittlestrailmix 14

I convinced my family to get me half birthday gifts one year.

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TopBanana20 11

101- Adopted Day? that could work...

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FastidiousPear 6

The only present you'd get, 2, is a lot of sperm.

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VolleyAly 14

101- my friend who was adopted celebrates "gotcha day" every year on the day she was adopted

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joshiepo0 18

The gift was that is all she said and did not retell the story

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poccocurantes 7

The gift was not showing the home movies of the conception.

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ICastillo 24

Well at least she is glad to have conceived you.

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happle 21

I can't think of anything more fun than being preggers.

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_krystallynn_ 11

he's referring to *******. not being pregnant.

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sens3sfailing 24

dear god, he is saying at least she is glad to have OP as child and didnt regret going through with it at all. is it really that hard of a concept that someone didnt make a dirty joke?

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perdix 29

Did she and your dad do a re-enactment? Do you get conception AND birthday presents? Throw in half-birthdays and you'll be in high cotton!

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NirotJ 2

At least she remembered! Be happy she must think you are worthy of celebrating :)

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sig4life 18

I hope she doesn't remember because it was one of the few times she has gotten any since she said yes, or even worst case only has sex to reproduce.

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blcksocks 19

Just say- Thanks and "happy sex without using condoms day" to you, mom.

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cgchamp89 7

How supportive! Bet you can't wait for the baby shower!

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cgchamp89 7

Well damn... I read that wrong. Please be forgiving! :(

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DommeAshlee 11

So did i. Thumbs up because you caught you're mistake lol!

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Eluveitie 9

109, I think my irony meter just exploded.

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alfred07 18

Only nine more months until your birthday!

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