By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

When you tickle someone you have to be prepared for the consequences...

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GigaPudding_fml 24

When you tickle someone you have to be prepared for the consequences...

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tayymeds 23

why was she by your feet?

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confusedAsFuck 34

*Homer Simpson's voice* Foot fetish, mmmmmm

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foxwasalamb 24

#29 we spend way too much time on this app

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nicehotcupoftea 13

What fml are you guys talking about? Really curious!

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Pizzadude43897 3

haha i rememeber that one x)

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mannatee 19

A better question is, why was your girlfriend's face that close to your foot?

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False_Stupidity 41

They might have fallen asleep after going at it 69 style ;)

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MrsDruidess 23

no I would rather know why OP is ok with kicking his dog but not ok with kicking a human. . .

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swash984 22

I sometimes use my foot to push away my dog. Not in a harmful way. Though, I am pretty sure he didn't suspect his gf to be down there...

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man_in_black08 28

Takes doggy style in the bedroom to a whole new level :P

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MrDonSalvetti 27

And this comment takes bad jokes to a whole new level...

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shelbystang 2

Man you are probably gonna be in the doghouse with that one.

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Just_A_Tree 20

OP, play dead. She has to stop asking questions and leave eventually. Right?!? Nah, but really. Act like you're asleep. People do the weirdest shit when they're asleep, it's the perfect excuse!

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WCARlover 34

I'm just wondering why her face was right by your foot. If she was trying to tickle you while you were sleeping I don't know why she thought that would be a good idea ...I'm probably not alone in just getting angry when I get tickled :p

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GentlemanBastard 15

I absolutely hate being tickled. My wife likes to torture me with it. I almost broke her finger before. It wasn't a good scenario, yet she continues to do it because it's "funny".

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PoisonOrchid 21

I think you're probably exaggerating quite a bit #32.

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tony1891 22

pretty sure ops girlfriend ended up putting ice on her bruise. whilst op didn't get no nookie.... Probably for a while at least

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