By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
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CheckOutYourBio 0

What the hell? Gawd, what a creeper. Beat his ass. You shouldn't lie out naked if you know there is a possibility that someone can see you though. YDI.

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bummerd00de 0

Wow... what a creepy guy. But if your yard is fenced in, how did he get in the bushes?

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CheckOutYourBio 0

What the hell? Gawd, what a creeper. Beat his ass. You shouldn't lie out naked if you know there is a possibility that someone can see you though. YDI.

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im_djibouti 0

Why would you lay out topless in your yard if you have a creepy neighbor?

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JustSoLost 8

I agree. Don't lay topless out in your yard, you'll get seen by someone for sure. ´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´ ♥«´¨`•°αυ∂яιиα°•´¨`»♥ .¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)`*•.

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mcsnelly 5

No, she's in her fenced-in backyard. He had no reason to be looking at her from her bushes.

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Unregistered 0

this sounds like the beginning of the **** I was watching last night. .. Interesting

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RyanKaufman 7

I know it sucks and all, but you deserve it majorly. Try not to lay naked anywhere unless people can't see you. And I doubt your fence is tall enough to block everyone. Next time tanning salon? Or spa retreat?

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VampireKiller59 0

ya I read and FML where someone was having secs in there bakyard and three little girls saw them

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WeezyBites 6

Well at least he was kind enough to say bless you..?

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bummerd00de 0

Wow... what a creepy guy. But if your yard is fenced in, how did he get in the bushes?

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AltoSaxKatie 0

Agreed. I call fake.

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brrrx 0

Maybe the OP is extremely narcissistic, and the neighbour was actually on the opposite side of her bushes (aka in his back yard). Or perhaps she thought it was from the bushes and actually just over the fence (if it's a more solid fence than to have bushes growing through it). Sneezes can be pretty loud.

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plexico 3

You really need to trim, you hairy bitch! Most women only have one bush, and some shave/wax that off completely. I've heard most women don't like men in there for more that 45 minutes or so, so you are just greedy.

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Intoxicunt 5

Haha, win. Yeah, 45 is greedy. Share with me, you bitch! I'll trim up for him, unlike you. Pssh, some people. Selfish, selfish, selfish.

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tbhagg 0

HAHAHAHAHA this comment made this fml funny

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emadee 0

awww i was gonna make a bush joke but you beat me to it

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null_fml 11

Moderated?! What the hell? I wanted to see it. :(

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plexico 3

I don't why that got moderated. I've requested that this comment be reinstated. Let's see how that works.

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plexico 3

null, For you, anything, bud. I'll see if I can write it so I can sneak it by the goalie. ---------------- You need to shave that [stuff], you hairy [female dog]! Most women have just one bush, and many shave/wax that one off. I've also heard that many women only like men down there for about 45 minutes, so you are greedy. ------------------ That's why the ladies love me. I just keep pushing.

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Intoxicunt 5

Haha, the end of Plexico's new comment FTW. I don't remember what I said, except that the greedy [female dog] should share, because I would trim, unlike her.

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null_fml 11

LMAO, thanks guys. I was actually thinking of asking about those comments in a PM, if they didn't get reinstated. Amusing comments like that get moderated, and random two-word racism ("YDI ******") trolls get to stay? Whatever the distinction is on the part of the mods, I'm pretty sure I disagree with it.

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SS_Anon 0

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Rockyio 0

haha #2... you fail... and this is one funny ass FML lmao

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MiniatureMayhem 0

Your pubic hair was just blessing you, what's wrong with that?

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msbrinacheetaah 2

bahahahha!! LOVE YOU!

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screwtaylor 0

You should have let him join instead of being such a tease!

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