By ihatekids - 14/07/2016 20:43
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Antivax idiot
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Winds of change
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Keep hydrated
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True
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By almostadult - 14/01/2016 14:13 - United Kingdom - Bath
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Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D
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By CatHater - 27/04/2018 02:30 - Israel - Tel Aviv
Deez nutz
By balls - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Clara
Keeping it in the family
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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland
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By AnimalWorld - 03/07/2016 16:57 - United States - Honeoye Falls
AnimalWorld tells us more.
Hey everybody, OP here. I just want to clarify a few things. First of all I was able to walk. I went up to the woman who told me I couldn't, handed her a quarter, and told her to keep the change. And for those of you who think I'm just an idiot for not paying, they only made you aware you owe money if you buy a lunch from the school in the last 2 weeks of classes, which I haven't done in 3 years. So no I wasn't aware. AND to make matters worse, if you still have money in your account at the end of the year, you aren't issued a refund. But these 14 cents were somehow a deal breaker. That seems a bit twisted to me. Thanks to everyone who was concerned! I'm an official graduate now!
By RosaMaravillosa - 27/06/2016 18:09 - Netherlands - Amsterdam
By Chin... uh.... - 10/05/2016 22:42 - United States - Phoenix
By Eloise - 21/03/2017 14:00
WTF dude?
By 4evalone - 22/04/2016 18:06 - United States
By Duellist - 13/04/2017 02:00
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Hey y'all, op here. I submitted this while I was logged out, hence why it's not under my name. This actually happened a year ago, I'm 22 now. Thought I'd clear some stuff up. Yes, It hurt like hell. Yes,I screamed like a banshee. No. My dentist didn't notice I was in pain (how, I don't know, since his assistant literally had to hold me down to prevent me from ripping his hands out of my mouth). Yes, There was an adult tooth underneath, which they determined from x rays. Yes, I continue to see the dentist. He's actually a really good dentist and apologized profusely for this. I have a very healthy adult tooth now where the baby tooth used to be. I am, however, even more terrified of the dentist now than I was before.