By little nokken - 19/05/2018 13:00 - United States
The Top
By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States
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By almostadult - 14/01/2016 14:13 - United Kingdom - Bath
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By Bex98 - 28/09/2015 16:31 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year when I was 16 years old, and I was broke as hell and almost agreed. But then his wife showed up and he pretended he didn't know me XD
By Elmine - 19/06/2017 21:00 - France
Winds of change
By sting - 03/06/2017 04:00
By ouchies... - 06/06/2017 04:18 - Canada - Saskatoon
Angela K. S. Stewart tells us more.
Hey y'all, op here. I submitted this while I was logged out, hence why it's not under my name. This actually happened a year ago, I'm 22 now. Thought I'd clear some stuff up. Yes, It hurt like hell. Yes,I screamed like a banshee. No. My dentist didn't notice I was in pain (how, I don't know, since his assistant literally had to hold me down to prevent me from ripping his hands out of my mouth). Yes, There was an adult tooth underneath, which they determined from x rays. Yes, I continue to see the dentist. He's actually a really good dentist and apologized profusely for this. I have a very healthy adult tooth now where the baby tooth used to be. I am, however, even more terrified of the dentist now than I was before.
By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

Trust
By CoA - 06/09/2016 11:40 - United States - Dekalb
Method acting
By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 20:58 - United States - Hayward
By AnimalWorld - 03/07/2016 16:57 - United States - Honeoye Falls
AnimalWorld tells us more.
Hey everybody, OP here. I just want to clarify a few things. First of all I was able to walk. I went up to the woman who told me I couldn't, handed her a quarter, and told her to keep the change. And for those of you who think I'm just an idiot for not paying, they only made you aware you owe money if you buy a lunch from the school in the last 2 weeks of classes, which I haven't done in 3 years. So no I wasn't aware. AND to make matters worse, if you still have money in your account at the end of the year, you aren't issued a refund. But these 14 cents were somehow a deal breaker. That seems a bit twisted to me. Thanks to everyone who was concerned! I'm an official graduate now!
Hopeless
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By RosaMaravillosa - 27/06/2016 18:09 - Netherlands - Amsterdam
You what?
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By Chin... uh.... - 10/05/2016 22:42 - United States - Phoenix
WTF dude?
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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Edinburg
Early morning noise
By Juju Bear - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11
Classic
By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom
It's not mine, dumbass
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By CatHater - 27/04/2018 02:30 - Israel - Tel Aviv
By papaedups - 11/04/2016 05:46 - United States - Arlington
papaedups tells us more.
yeah he was proud I suppose that's why I haven't told him the truth tbh
When you're too cute to look angry
By Lewis - 31/01/2019 19:00
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Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D