By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland
The Top
By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston
By birdsterrifyme - 23/03/2015 04:42 - United States - Sikeston
Suspicion
By vaylosa - 22/02/2015 20:36
By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax
Relationship goals
By Anonymous - 17/05/2015 05:10 - United States
By windthroughmyflab - 13/05/2015 23:19 - United States
Breeders
By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 19:39 - United Kingdom
Prank culture has gone too far
By qhorin halflung - 22/07/2015 17:35
By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield
By Anonymous - 10/05/2015 13:47 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage
Dutch courage
By not a jesse pinkman joke - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Princeton
Jesus said go to sleep
By david99021 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Turkey - Ankara
By Hyenayena - 23/05/2015 21:04 - Canada - Airdrie
Hyenayena tells us more.
Get back here!
By ireallylikecats - 22/04/2015 13:31 - United States
By RobotUnicorn1209 - 14/08/2015 19:31 - Canada - Hamilton
By bandaidstations - 17/08/2015 03:33 - United States - Pittsburgh
bandaidstations tells us more.
I didn't think it was swiss..I made a stupid joke that backfired. Cheddar cheese balls are the only fried cheese item we carry. There is a 6 foot menu board with the description right under the item. The customer is a regular who comes in and harasses us all the time. He says things like I will go to hell for having a tattoo while he buys lottery tickets out of the machine. Since he laughs the comments he makes off like he's joking, I figured I could joke with him a bit.
By Jennandco - 28/04/2015 05:23 - United Kingdom
Jennandco tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! Yeah hahah, it was just funny because literally 5 minutes before hand, I questioned whether he had, because I had my suspicions and he had a huge go at me for even suggesting it. I'm basically 'thick' because I didn't figure that when we were arguing about his number of jobs, he said 'at least I'm not an unemployed prick' he was talking about his actual genitalia, rather than just his employment (we weren't having sex because I was still recovering from an operation because I had been really ill) I didn't want to believe it because we had been on/off for 6 years and he really meant a lot, but then he showed me their messages discussing their sex just to hurt me further, but then expected me to get over it. So I guess then I kind of had to, huh? But it wasn't the first time he had done that, first time I tried to get over it. Not this time.
By WhoLikesPie - 25/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Tampa
Pull yourself together
By k8thagr8 - 01/03/2015 02:47 - United States - Virginia Beach
Jan scams again
By jb100 - 24/07/2015 20:08 - United States - Perryville
By iGagged - 01/06/2015 12:22 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai
iGagged tells us more.
Hi everyone, OP here ! Made an account just to follow up. 1) No, sadly he didn't suspect a thing and didn't bother taking a close look at his earphones. 2) It was awkward indeed. Very, very awkward. He was nice though, he apologised and immediately left. Hopefully he'll check his earphones next time. And thank you for commenting on my username haha !
By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston
By Nikki - 13/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Satellite Beach
By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 14:32 - United Kingdom - Kettering
By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton
By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 15:18 - United States
By Feronia - 05/05/2015 21:00 - Netherlands - Goes
Feronia tells us more.
It's not that I'm mad at my neighbours for calling the cops, honestly I would've done the same. I'm just upset about officers barging in and handcuffing my boyfriend without explanation. They tried taking him out of the appartment, still handcuffed, still no explanation. Until I started yelling at them to let him go and tell me what the **** was going on they wouldn't give me a second glance. And yes, child protective services were called, and they showed up a bit later. They didn't fully believe me when I said my partner has never laid a finger on me, and they insisted on regular counseling. So now we have a counselor for an unknown amount of time, because they can't get it into their thick skulls that babies scream sometimes. And I live in constant fear, because if our daughter so much as scratches herself or bumps her head against the table we have a chance of losing her. Granted, a small chance, but a chance none the less. Also, our schedules are different from most people because of our job, we mostly live during the night, so it's normal for our kid to be up at 11pm. We're looking for other jobs to fix that.
#Childfree
By ChildFree - 20/04/2015 23:55 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh
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I tried explaining that, but she said that "if you were meant to go to college, your life would lead to it naturally. Your life has led you to be part of the working class, see?" So pretty much: if I'm not a rich person, I better not even think about going to college.