By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Niles
The Top
Honesty
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Downhill from here
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By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey
How is that fair?
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By YumeWolf - 03/10/2015 23:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht
YumeWolf tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here. Thanks for some of your funny comments, they made me laugh! To answer some questions, no, I do not sleep commando, yes I had pants on and no I wasn't robbed. I had a friend over, who stayed 'till pretty late (around 5 AM), so I was extremely exhausted. So exhausted that I fell asleep with my sweatpants still on, as I normally sleep without pants (so I was very lucky). I woke up about 30 minutes later, in the elevator. I had locked myself out, naturally, but luckily my friend lives in the same apartment building as me, and she had a spare key. I'm glad she opened the door when I rang her bell at 5:45 in the morning. I never had problems with sleepwalking before, and I haven't sleepwalked since. I hang my keys on the doorhandle every night, so that if I somehow manage to turn the lock and open the door, the keys will slide right off on top of my feet. That should wake me up if it ever happens again!
Keep in touch
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Chocolate chip
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Catching up
By XRayXLopez1 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas
The Gordon Ramsey of Racism
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Typical
By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 20:54 - United States - Woodbridge
Hear this?
By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - 11/07/2014 20:34 - Canada - Brampton
Three is a magic number
By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00
Classic
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By n3rdzgotskillz - 07/09/2016 02:45 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
n3rdzgotskillz tells us more.
Hi it's me! I'd totally have clicked YDI as well. My MA is only a year old at my university. It's the first year they're doing Creative Writing, so everything is still in beta mode. I picked my topic and basically wrote about what my tutor told me to. Unfortunately, due to miscommunication within the Creative Writing department, none of the lecturers were sure what I was supposed to be writing until about a month ago - so even though the research I'd done was what my tutor told me to, it's not the research I was supposed to. Thankfully, my lecturers have taken responsibility for giving me false information, and they've apologised to me and extended the deadline to the end of January. Also - I saw my tutor fortnightly and he always told me I was right on track! It just turns out I was on track with the wrong thing, haha.
Hello everyone!
By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00
Potterheads, man…
By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 02:06 - France
For those who work in customer service, we salute you
By fenris - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Austell
Baby fever
By SkeetinKeaton - 06/05/2013 06:29 - United States
Fire hazard
By ThankfullyNotKickedOut - 26/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Coldwater
This is going well
By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 14:00
Slipped
By Badchristian - 05/04/2012 04:17 - United States - Pasadena
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This is the OP. I didn't have an account when I posted this so I'm not sure how to make my comment show I'm the OP, but oh well. Basically we adopted a dog after thanksgiving and the shelter insisted they neuter him themselves before he could go home with us. Being one of the highest intake shelters in the state, I'm sure his surgery was a little rushed, and the results were not ideal. Speaking as a former vet tech, his incision placement was very odd and has caused a lot of problems for him. We've actually had to see the vet four times in the past week over it. Unfortunately this makes it even more important for us to prevent him from licking, which obviously has proven problematic to say the least. We've finally managed to keep an e-collar on him for more than a day... but it's probably only a matter of time. We love our new troublemaker tons regardless though.