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The Top
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Todd is fine, and you?
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Glamorous...
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Remember One Direction stans?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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Taking the piss
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Subtle
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By funnyhowthatwork - 17/08/2016 17:19 - United States - Montrose
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Op here, I explained just how far I moved (since I only mentioned moving but not the distance) We are meeting up in a few weeks to have that drink!
By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way
By ladams94 - 17/07/2016 18:39
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It wasn't a science degree... Just called a Bachelors of Science. I have food cooking experience as well as customer service experience but thanks for your input. Bye.
By JJMan217 - 29/03/2011 06:28 - Canada
Meanwhile, at Harvard…
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AT&Twat
By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 20:02
You walked into that situation, mate
By sylverster - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Singapore
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By RoseRodent - 03/06/2016 17:58 - United Kingdom - London
Keywords
Hey, OP here. The FML was poorly written, mostly because they never get published so, who would care, right? Oops. Sorry! My husband and I have been actively trying to conceive for a while now, and he's a truck driver who's only home on weekends, so it's doubly difficult. These past few weeks, I've been very moody and having odd (for me) food wants, so we were really hopeful, but Aunt Flo showed up, so hopes were dashed. Looking back, I've had some new stresses in my life that probably contributed to the moodiness, as I'm usually a fairly even-tempered person. And, as I can't afford healthcare (we make too much for assistance but not enough to actually afford any plans), getting checks would cost more than we could pay. In a month or so, his job will offer company-wide health care, so we'll see what happens then. :)