Obvious
By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 04:34 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 04:34 - United States
By erectioninfection - 01/05/2009 18:21 - United States
By bluten - 18/03/2009 16:42 - Canada
By Kathrynn - 07/03/2009 00:41 - United States
By WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States
By Sam - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Belgium
By heartbroken - 09/09/2013 07:19 - United States - Cupertino
By leah12 - 18/03/2009 21:47 - United States
By stephscort - 11/05/2013 13:32 - United States - Middletown
By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 10:07 - Australia
By hala - 16/03/2009 02:18 - United States
By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States
By mandinga - 06/09/2009 21:35 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States
By strawberrypuff - 04/05/2009 23:39 - United States
By SoniaLovesYou - 10/08/2012 12:18 - United States
Wish I could say this WAS fake, but sadly it happened. Although it shouldn't matter, I will go ahead and mention that the guy is Mexican and most likely grew up in a culture that generally looks down on contraception; but it doesn't excuse what he did. Thanks to those of you expressing concern; I plan on taking the morning after pill and everything should be fine, but I am still intensely freaked over this. To those of you thinking I deserved it, I'll mention that I DID know the guy previous to this and quite liked him; this was a part of himself that he kept hidden until now. To those calling me a ****: I agree that sex has taken over our culture, especially with regard to young people, but having what I thought was safe sex with someone I knew and liked (and didn't realize was a psychopath!) does not mean that I have no self control. And Ichigoner, you're absolutely right - this guy and the "Be my baby's daddy!" girl would make a perfect couple, and probably end up making that octuplet mom look bad....
By oops123 - 15/04/2009 18:42 - United States
By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States
By misopower - 25/07/2009 18:50 - China
By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 11:23 - United States
By cdick - 11/03/2009 20:46 - United States
By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London
First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States
By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States
By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States
By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States
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I hate to admit this, but since he blocked me on Facebook, I made a fake account to find out and indeed, he is remarried and expecting a child. At first, I was confused and thinking, maybe it was just a friend or someone... then I got furious when I saw their wedding photos on Facebook. FML