By BlueSteele220 - 22/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Coppell
All the FMLs
By ifunnybatman - 22/03/2016 04:03 - United States - Roswell
ifunnybatman tells us more.
By ac19k - 22/03/2016 02:34 - United States - Franklin
Let me out!
By Anonymous - 21/03/2016 21:26 - United States - Depew
By Kelly1995 - 21/03/2016 20:20 - United States - Pompey
Kelly1995_fml tells us more.
Just for everyone's information I couldn't go outside because it was too cold It was hard not to hear them when they were very loud old men It didn't disgust me because it's the human body but I more of had to try not to laugh listening to them all causally talk about their prostates and comparing them like they were toys So please stop being butt hurt about this I made this FML to share a funny experience at the gym. Thanks :)
By Shock - 21/03/2016 20:12 - United States - Littleton
By pantless - 21/03/2016 18:57 - United States - San Francisco
Be careful what you wish for
By HolyRavioli - 21/03/2016 17:37 - United Kingdom
By 2fast4U - 21/03/2016 10:00 - Canada - Vancouver
By an adorable devil - 21/03/2016 06:52 - United States - Houston
By Delicious - 21/03/2016 02:09 - Australia - Saint Kilda
Lady…
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 22:46 - Canada - Niagara Falls
By I hate my brother - 20/03/2016 18:53 - United States - Lafayette
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By Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham
Priorities
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 15:58 - Germany - Berlin
It's true, though
By humiliated - 20/03/2016 11:54 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 06:24 - United States - Tucson
Thanks Raymond
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise
By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro
By Jack.mercado - 19/03/2016 16:58 - United States
By RandomTurtle109 - 19/03/2016 12:40 - United States - White River Junction
Cough up
By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 12:30 - United States
GHOSTS!
By fml_anon - 19/03/2016 08:33 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney
By billjoebob424 - 19/03/2016 01:18 - Canada - Erin
Dude, WTF?
By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream
By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett
By dead - 18/03/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom
Movie going
By soembarassed - 18/03/2016 18:26 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City
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My husband had actually wanted kids more than I did. We were together 5 years before marriage he had never mentioned this before and we didn't have unprotected sex until the night we were married. Our son is 4 and these accusations sprung up after he read some stupid mock article about how one blow to the jewels can completely ruin a guy. I actually considered him rather smart up until this point Lol. He tried to claim he was joking once all the test came back but I know he wasn't. He hasn't treated our son any different though thank God. Anyway sorry for the long reply anymore questions I'll try to answer them. TL;DR: Husband is an idiot tried to play it off like a joke didn't work.