By Koizumiii - 15/11/2015 18:47 - United States - Chantilly
All the FMLs
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By Anonymous - 15/11/2015 17:36 - United States - Show Low
By michelle - 15/11/2015 15:21 - Netherlands - Amsterdam
By buses suck - 15/11/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco
By hell - 14/11/2015 21:08 - United States - San Francisco
By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto
By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava
By Jibber96 - 14/11/2015 13:31 - Norway - Oslo
By Darth Spasticus - 14/11/2015 09:12 - United States - Flower Mound
Bad, so bad
By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 07:20 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 18:07 - United States - Dearborn
By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 15:51 - Netherlands - Sevenum
By FalloutScrolls - 13/11/2015 14:49 - United States - Eau Claire
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Hey guys, OP here. So the actual FML character limit doesn't allow for part 2 of this story. My wife actually did mention Fallout in the post, but because it was rather lengthy and the punchline was towards the end, people knee-jerk overreacted to what they saw, and didn't notice that the long post was abbreviated on Facebook with a "read more" link. Several messages later, all is cleared up, and we're laughing about it now.
By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34
By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd
By nothowscienceworks - 13/11/2015 07:06 - United States - San Francisco
Snap!
By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach
By MeAgainDr... - 13/11/2015 05:24 - Australia - South Perth
Good boy
By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg
By 4lphab3t4 - 13/11/2015 01:11 - United Kingdom - London
I can't stand leg puns! tells us more.
Op here. Well folks, after an interesting chat with a Doc, turns out I don't have TMJ or EDS. I just eat way to much ******* chewing gum, and, after so much, my jaw was slightly moved out of place. So when I yawned, it fell out of place completely, thus the dislocation. FML again, I guess
By Nora - 12/11/2015 21:21 - United States - Fargo
By friendless1004 - 12/11/2015 16:55 - United States - Santa Barbara
You OK, hun?
By Porche - 12/11/2015 16:24 - United Kingdom - London
By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside
By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison
By lat187 - 12/11/2015 01:12 - United States
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Top comment wins: I now have two mustaches on my face!! She sneezed away from me, thankfully not in my face. I felt the wax go everywhere. For some reason her gut reaction was to put the waxing paper on my eyebrow. Which made things a lot more difficult because they couldn't get to the wax. So they had to pick at the paper and peel that off the best they could. They tried warm compresses, and I'm not sure what different solvents they tried, but they did not work. My eye/face was getting so irritated I finally just told them I needed to leave. My friend helped me with baby oil which after a lot of patience worked. I'm still missing some parts. Thankfully they already called to offer me some various complimentary services.
By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom
By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom
By mee - 11/11/2015 17:10 - United States - Providence
By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton
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I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well