By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:40 - New Zealand - Hamilton
By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland
By ouharguohargssdf - 28/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Fort Wayne
Rude awakening
By blackcat37 - 28/09/2013 10:53 - United States - Independence
By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna
By sigh - 27/09/2013 19:01 - United States - Frederick
By notnow - 27/09/2013 01:32 - United States
By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton
It's Thursday!
By horriblefashionsense - 26/09/2013 15:20 - United States - Winter Garden
By AnAwesomePerson7 - 25/09/2013 22:30 - United States - Flushing
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By nicetomeetyou2 - 25/09/2013 16:35 - Canada - Nepean
By clarakipper - 25/09/2013 07:19 - Canada - Toronto
As a treat
By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga
By saraitkddh - 24/09/2013 17:51 - Lebanon
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Thanks everyone for your support :) To make things clear, I am gonna answer some of your questions. First, I am the youngest child and the only daughter of her first child. Second, she has 22 grandchildren and I visit her regularly. Third, she has more than one picture of me but she just put them inside the drawer. she always ask my cousins for pictures of them, and my mom once offered her to give her new pictures of me but she ignored her. She even has pictures of her immigrant grandchildren whom she never met before or know how to speak their language. And no, I am not adopted, I am old enough to know that. I just don't know why she is always cold and mean to me.
By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 16:16 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:23 - United States - Lincoln
By poor teacher - 23/09/2013 17:54 - United States - Syracuse
By MixMastaKDizzle - 23/09/2013 08:23 - United States - Denver
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Uhh no. You don't know the full story so don't jump to conclusions. I live in a tiny mountain town, and the guy I gave my number to I had seen many times before. The guy that I was actually texting, however is someone random that I didn't know and didn't give my number to. I did, however, have fun once I got past the initial shock. It has NOTHING to do with looks. If you make me laugh and are an intelligent gentleman, then I like you.
By peacechick71 - 22/09/2013 23:30 - United States - Trenton
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Hey guys OP here. To answer some questions, yes I have told my grandmother various times that I have a retainer, and that it looks like packaging and to not throw it away. I do keep it in a plastic case but I only wear it at night so when I am out shopping for her or walking her animals she snoops in my stuff. I have tried keeping it in my room to keep away from her but the door always "accidentally" opens and her animals find it and play with it because animals like the saliva taste on the retainer, it is then she thinks it's packaging and throws it away.
By SeriouslyDad - 22/09/2013 13:57 - United States - Waxhaw
By me - 22/09/2013 13:34 - United States - Richmond
By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne
By wat - 20/09/2013 05:52 - United States - Santa Ana
By ImTheD0ct0r - 20/09/2013 04:37 - United States
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Hey op here. I loved all the comments. They were really funny. And I did throw away the lingerie. The worst part was it was my favorite pair so I was sad I had to throw it away.
By Schizomaniac - 19/09/2013 19:16 - United States
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Lol sucks, op. Oh wait...First off: Kali, **** you. Now that that's out of the way, I got into the dorm building by waiting outside for someone to come out, as my ID no longer works. I phoned my old roommate but he was still happily asleep. Everything leading up to the paper towel moment was pretty hectic. I was on the verge of being late for an important class and when I got to school, my normal parking lot was full. LSU parking is a biznitch. The scene played out pretty much how pistachiopanda described it. It was pretty dramatic. On the plus side, "Make a Man Out of You" came on Pandora as I was driving to school. Silver lining.
By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Tustin
By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 21:47 - United States - Bowling Green
By AwkwardPartyBear - 17/09/2013 21:27 - United States - Riverview
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I feel that I should have explained a bit further about the trip. A group and I went for charity causes (sort of like a Meals on Wheels world tour donation- just with a group). We could have shipped goods, but as someone said in the group, "it took out the adventure in the purpose". Although, we didn't explore as much as we meant to.. and instead donated/volunteered in different charity events throughout the year in different cities/countries. I'm happy among the fact that we helped the cause, but it was not much of a world-adventure as some FML commenters picture it. But I did buy a shitload of Twinkies and embarrassed myself hugging the boxes while crying rivers in the middle of the gas station.
By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer
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Hey, it's OP. Okay, so first, Wow, I didn't think this would get posted. I told this story to my friend and she told me it would make a great FML. I wasn't so sure... Anyway, So in detail this is what happened because there are a few questions going around.. I got to the bus late, so there were no seats left. The creepy kid saw and said that I shouldn't worry because he saved a seat for me again. I sat down next to him, not wanting to be rude. He's really awkward and doesn't like to talk to people, so I thought maybe if I followed him on twitter he'd take it as a good thing, maybe.. I don't know. So I did. When I did, a notification popped up saying he was doing a live feed. Being curious, I checked it out to see what exactly he was filming on the bus. (I was so fixated on my phone, I didn't know he was filming me...) And so, yes, it was of me. I didn't do anything because the next stop was mine. I haven't seen him for a while though, since I'm a little scared to take the bus again. Haha,