Nearly FMLs

By cacheson - 27/02/2020 00:47

Today, I realized that I can no longer afford psychotherapy or physical therapy, which I desperately need, because all three of my credit cards are maxed out from fixing my house and paying bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2020 20:58

Today... while in Italy I found out I have to take another two weeks off work at home in quarantine due to coronavirus and being potentially at risk because I’m in a country on holiday. The sister in law won’t stop rubbing in and telling me so. Fml

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By "Soultaker696" - 26/02/2020 07:32

I was at the financial aid officethe other day... I looked over and saw someone, who looked exactly like my ex-wife did the last time I was with her, and it broke my heart all over again because I still love her even considering how narcissistic and controlling she is... FML

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By "ign0re_._l0af" - 26/02/2020 04:38

Today someone broke into my locker and blamed something on me, I got called to the principal's office and I was in trouble for "having drugs on school property" I didn't own any drugs- someone put drugs in my locker, and now I have to deal with police. FML

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By sadgirl - 26/02/2020 01:49

Today, the guy I have been with told me that he is in love with someone else and that I should just back off until he knows what he wants. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:49

Today... I got a footlong sandwich from Subway with only mustard on half of it so I could eat the other half tomorrow. I started eating and thought to myself they were really skimpy with the mustard.... I ate the wrong half.

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By nobody - 25/02/2020 20:41

Today, I totally failed my midterm, FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 12:08

Today, believe it or not, I am on medication that has upset my brain chemistry and caused me to develop hyper sexuality. Meanwhile my husband is on pretty strong drugs to help his swollen prostate and has lost his sex drive altogether FML

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By ccccxxx - 25/02/2020 09:41

My fiancé is deployed to another country right now and he’s fine with barely talking. Finally thought we figured everything out, and we were good. Well, today he said he’s having a bad day and to leave him alone. FML

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By Julia - 25/02/2020 09:02

Today I snuck my boyfriend into work for workplace sex. I gave him a 2 minute bj, he came after 20 seconds of penetration and then we got caught. Basically I did all the hard work, got no orgasm for my efforts and got shouted at by a manager FML

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By "tabby cat tidbit" - 25/02/2020 05:12

I've got 2 feet to work with on a king size bed.i put a small pillow beside me and he started world War 3.even called his daughter to come over cuz he was so pissed off WTF

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By unluckyinlove - 25/02/2020 03:13

Today my ex boyfriend my first love and the guy I lost my virginity to cheated on we with one of the three girls I was worried about while we were together after we broke up he dated another one of the three and was his first love now he’s engaged to the last one

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By dragonfly1971 - 25/02/2020 00:45

So I really like this guy, I’ve been with him for almost 2 years, even though we both are in other relationships.He’s been with his girl for 10 and she finally got pregnant. Now I hardly see him. I just want to be with him all the tine.FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2020 20:27

my niece gave her bike instead of me buying one so I was way to excited that on the way home at night, I panicked going down a slope and forgot to use the brakes on the handle bars and face planted to the sidewalk, now I have a swollen eye and scrapes on my face and my neck as well.

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By West of the day - 24/02/2020 17:53

Today I got home from spend a week and half at my long distants gf place, I was home for about an hour before she dumped me. Guess all the driving and spending money on Valentines Day meant nothing. FML

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By Cece - 24/02/2020 14:18

Today my husband lost his job. We just bought a second car two weeks ago.

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By skygardens - 24/02/2020 12:23

Today, I pinched a nerve in lower back so bad I can’t even sit down to use the toilet. My birthday is tomorrow. FML

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By skygardens - 24/02/2020 12:21

I pinched a nerve in my lower back so bad I can’t even sit on the toilet. My birthday is tomorrow.

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2020 08:31

Today, I remember when I was in high school, I was gonna have my first lesbian make out with my hypersexual ex bestfriend, she proposed me about it on a Friday, damn I get aroused every time I recall such memory though. But by Monday she told me to forget about it, I really really wanted to kiss her and what not . FML

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By kelseyyyemmaaa - 24/02/2020 06:39

was my 21st bday. parents visited from out of state but my mom got sick and couldn’t come to my bday dinner. at dinner, my MIL was constantly talking over me so i couldn’t talk. went the majority of the night with all the attention on her when my bday is the one day i actually want attention on me

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2020 04:31

Today, I’m testing this submission to see if any moderators actually give a shit anymore, if this gets published we will have our answer. FML.

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2020 01:33

Today while cooking dinner I was multitasking a bit too much and burned Mac n cheese. Mac n cheese. I feel like an idiot.

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2020 01:13

my fiancee and I went to dinner so she could meet my family. turns out that she slept with two of my brothers and my dad- in the last year. she's the reason my parents are getting divorced. that's not the worst part. we've been together for two years and we've been saving ourselves for marriage...

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 22:39 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today my boyfriend accused me of cheating after I told him that we had HIV positive patient at work and I wanna get tested... I'm diagnosed with anxiety disorder and paranoia and he knows about it ...FML

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By star of fml - 23/02/2020 14:16 - United States

Today I am going to the doctor because for the past week my tailbone has hurt I thought it was bruised from riding a four wheeler turns out I might have staph and i can't sit normal or even lay down without pain FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 20:09

Today I went on a date with an old girlfriend. After doggy style she started bleeding: she was on her 5th day of her period. On our way back home, she wanted me to kiss her but I was disgusted and she got off the cab because I was a cheap kisser. FML

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By "Johnathan Glenn Moss" - 23/02/2020 16:45

today, I am sad to say I wont be on here anymore. What was once a place to wallow in the misery of others has been taken over by bots and apparently abandoned by the moderators. None of the stories sound or feel real anymore and if there is an ounce of decency left in the world kill this app.

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By MrRahmoub - 23/02/2020 11:06

Today, the girl I realized I really liked told me she liked me back but didn’t want a relationship. A week later she hooks up with a random bartender and now she’s talking to me about changing her mind about something serious with him. FML

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By CatDally - 23/02/2020 04:18

Today I was supposed to see my aunt for the first time in years. I was excited because — despite her having Alzheimer’s — she had been asking for me by name. We got to her house and realized she either wasn’t home or was purposefully ignoring the doorbell. FML

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Today, I was walking downtown. I'm 57 years old, and I'm pretty well along in terms of hair loss. On top of that, I recently hurt my left leg and am walking with a crutch. I passed two teenagers, who were looking at me, and I overheard, "Yeah, I agree. I'm much more scared of aging than death." FML

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Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

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Today, I went out to get some medication and left my dog in the house because it was raining. When I returned, I found the tattered remains of video game cases scattered all over my living room floor. Most of them were limited editions that I'd been borrowing from my brother. FML

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Today, my six-month-old daughter decided to explore my nose, and before I could stop her she shoved her thumb deep in there. She thought it was hilarious when blood started gushing down my shirt. My nose is agony to touch and I still had to clean her up first. FML

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Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML

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Today, it's the 11th day I've been in the hospital due to my kidneys. My mother has come in every day since to make me feel bad about missing Thanksgiving. FML

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Today, I regret that break we took. I thought it would lead him to realize that he wanted to stop cheating and flirting with other girls, and be with only me forever. Now I'm the girl he cheats on his girlfriend with. FML

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