Nearly FMLs

Average 4Chan user

By Ugh - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Dublin

Today, while I was cleaning out my son's room, I came across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity, I found ramblings about how blacks, Jews, and other "inferior breeds" should be forcibly sterilized, "for the common good." FML

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Trust no one

By GuessIllBeQuietforever - 19/10/2023 16:05

Today, I worked up the strength to tell my step-mom, the only living being I trust, about being date raped at a party several months ago. Her response was, “That’s bullshit, nobody rapes fat chicks” and bitched at me for “wasting her time.” Gee, thanks. FML

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By cuppincake - 19/10/2023 16:04 - Australia

Today, I decided to tell my husband our marriage was over after I found out that he'd not only been stealing from me, but he'd also been downloading child porn. He then asked if we could break up but live in the same house so I could help pay his bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 07:10

Today, I found out all the charges against my abuser/birth father were dropped due to lack of evidence. FML

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By why???? - 15/10/2023 05:55

Today, I pulled a muscle in my back by standing still. I’m 19 and exercise regularly. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2023 23:37 - United States

Today, I woke up, same as usual, still poor. Inflation is dwindling what little I have, and can't seem to find any way to improve things. FML

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You deserved it 13

By Why, brain, why - 09/10/2023 00:09 - United States

Today, I differentiated my paternal grandma and my maternal grandma by referring to them as "The living one" and "The dead one," respectively. Why is that the first thing that came to my mind? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2023 06:37

Today, I was texting my girlfriend when I mistakenly called her by her real name, so she now she's furious at me because of it. FML

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You deserved it 26

By Joshua Fong - 23/09/2023 21:40 - United States - Alhambra

Today, my dad yelled at me the whole day for doing nothing. I'd already been teased at school, so he just made my day worse. FML

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You deserved it 16

By Letter Daddy 2023 - 18/09/2023 07:03

Today, my son announced his plan to get his GED. He already has a Bachelor's Degree. I think he meant PhD, but he’s too proud to admit the mistake. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2023 22:05 - United States - Ontario

Today, I keep gaining weight, I'm too tired to work out or make healthy food. I just keep complaining and I don't know what to do anymore. I just want to cry all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 07:04

Today, my aunt called me a "know-it-all" because I was giving my cousin (her daughter) college advice. I acted like I didn’t hear her, but I did and it hurt my feelings. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 06:45 - Germany

Today, having learned decent English, I realize that not only do my fellow Germans mispronounce most international brand names - like Vicks VapoRub or Pedigree Pal - and have no idea what they mean. Even the voice overs on TV ads pronounce them wrong. FML

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By simplewins - 26/08/2023 06:39

Today, in my country, the criminal justice system has been weaponized to indict political opponents for the gain of the opposing political party, eradicating any freedoms gained since its existence. FML

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By Everything Counts - 18/08/2023 00:36 - United States

Today, my wife just flew out to California to help our son. He has a super sensitive sense of smell and now my wife has to change where she is staying due to her AirBnB causing a sinus headache. She actually asked if I would be OK with her staying somewhere that remains open 24 hours. Screw my son's sinuses, stay safe. FML

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By Embarrassing af - 16/08/2023 07:10

Today, after an amazing night of sex at a hotel room for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend shook me awake in the middle of the night, told me it was over, and basically threw me out of the room with my overnight bag. Apparently, I “fart too much, and snore like a broken car engine.” FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 06:57

Today, I had to go shopping for clothes for school but my mom wouldn't wake up and she yelled at me when I tried, and I felt like shit so for the first time in weeks, I sobbed. I'm so tired and I don't know what the fuck to do. FML

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By I can't take it anymore - 15/08/2023 00:26 - United States

Today, I think my cat is dying. My grandma died two months ago and my uncle has terminal cancer, so why not take my cat as well? I'm beginning to think that the universe has something against me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2023 07:47

Today, is a bad day. You try to be a good person, and it gets you nowhere. People are mean and evil, and feed off negative energy. I might as well be exactly what you portray me to be. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 07:02

Today, my parents make me and my sibling do all the work. We have to do the laundry, clean, make them banana bread, and we're not allowed to get people's phone numbers without permission. It's not fair and if I pay for it, I think I should be allowed to have social media and do only my laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 07:00

Today, my girlfriend lied to me, broke her promises, betrayed me, and was rude to my friends. I've broken up with her because she does stuff like this a lot. I don't want to hurt her, but she hurt me first so I don't feel that bad, but I still feel kinda guilty. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 07:41

Today, my friends and I believe in ghosts. With herbs, crystals, candles, chalk, salt, and a pendulum, we did a séance. My girlfriend kept shouting and leaving the circle, the two things we are NOT supposed to do. Now we have attachments/are possessed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 07:37

Today, I learned that no matter how much you love someone, they'll still stab you in the ass. I also learned that once you realize they're toxic, it doesn't get better. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2023 22:22 - United States - Richmond

Today, as a present, someone gave me clothes that are way too small for me. They do this every time. I know I'll never have a girlfriend no matter what, and it's entirely my fault, but now, I don't want to eat anymore. I was actually having a really nice day before this happened too, when most days are depressing. FML

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By Am I backward - 31/07/2023 15:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I shared an FML with my brother about a Sydney girl whose sister hates her. His response? "The dumbest app or website ever. I can't believe that has any traffic still, I thought it died 10 years ago. Who even says FML anymore?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2023 06:59

Today, I learned my weed dealer got caught with 160 pounds of drugs, 19 guns, and 70,000$ in cash. He was the best weed dealer in my area. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2023 04:50 - Iceland - Reykjavik

Today, I had to break up with someone I love and who loves me because we are not right for each other. I miss him already. FML

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You deserved it 40

By Emily Mariah - 23/07/2023 00:13 - United States - Royal Oak

Today, I'm just so tired. My mental health is just not going good. It's so frustrating being the bad guy all the time. People always want to judge you on how you react to a situation, but not what caused you to react. My life is just a joke at this point. FML

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We stand with AO3

By Anonymous - 13/07/2023 06:55

Today, one of my favourite fanfiction sites was taken down by a DDoS attack. FML

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You deserved it 54

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 12:49 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I'm on a rollercoaster ride of emotions; there's happiness but mostly vague sadness, which I couldn't even explain myself, I'm so in love with my best friend and I don't know how to confess, and overthinking how he will react. It burdens me so much that I cry myself to sleep. I hope I get over it. FML

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Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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Today, I started seeing a new therapist and told him everything that was going on in my life. He asked me if I was suicidal; I said no. He paused and asked me, "Why not?" FML

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Today, I've been perfectly dodging all spoilers for Spider-Man: No Way Home. Deleted social media, muted some people I don't trust, everything. Then someone came in my university WhatsApp group (which I need to check for exam notes) leaked it an hour before I was gonna go watch it. FML

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Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML

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Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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Today, I was interviewed by a WalMart employee for a position in their pharmacy. I didn't get the job. I was more qualified than the woman who gave me the interview. FML

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Today, I went to meet a potential client at Starbucks all the way across town about designing his website. I was extremely excited because I really need the work. I sat for an hour. Turns out he was across the street, at the other Starbucks. FML

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