Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 02:57

Today, someone at my college made a Twitter page where rape survivors name the people who raped them. A violent stalker who harassed me until I was suicidal posted a lie about me. I was sent hate mail, and some friends refuse to talk to me. I confronted him and he admitted it was a lie. No one believes me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 19:12 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, my boss keeps on bullying me while at work. She's my ex. FML

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By D - 01/07/2021 02:57 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I've been feeling in the dumps for three days. A few months ago, I had sex with a supervisor before quitting the job I was working in, as I moved to another city. We agreed to remain friends at the time, but I developed a crush on her and I found out that she was dating another guy. FML

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By Unloved - 01/07/2021 03:34

Today, I got stung by a wasp on my foot. My mom told me to “walk it off” Last week my little sister had fallen off her bike and scraped her elbow. My mom immediately attended to her and took her to the emergency room. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 09:50

Today, my platoon went on a trip to go ride on quad bikes and paintball. I didn’t go because I thought I had to pull duty for tomorrow. It got changed to today. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 19:38

Today, my mom has a lawn chair and a cushion for it. Just putting the cushion on the chair would apparently have been boring, so she put it on the floor for the dogs. Once it was saturated with dirt and dog hair, weeks later, she finally considered it ripe to go on the chair and be used by humans. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 00:50 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, my siblings came with their kids to stay at our place for the first time ever. All my spouse can do is complain about their parenting style. I know this will go on for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 14:29 - Japan

Today, I feel so overwhelmed. I have so much work to finish and they are piling up now. Currently a fourth year student in a foreign country, and I have to apply a lot of stuff AND write my graduation thesis AND prepare graduation presentation. I'm so tired. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 21:51 - Hong Kong

Today, I realized just now that Ballade and Ballet are not the same genre of pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 11:39 - United States

Today, I got my dad a $300 gift for Father's Day. He didn't say thank you, or that he liked it, he just took it and moved on. Not sure why I bother. FML

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By BaxBakeman - 19/06/2021 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a call form my doctor informing me that I've developed a severe gluten and wheat allergy, and that I should avoid being around either at all costs. I'm a Baker and just signed a lease on a building I was planning to open my own bakery in. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2021 07:29

Today, while I was really high, I pissed myself in front of my girlfriend. FML

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By loving it - 17/06/2021 03:48

Today, I’ve been married for 8 days and I haven’t had sex with my wife since then. I’m 24 and she’s 20. FML

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By Daniel C. - 16/06/2021 18:32

Today, it's my birthday and I’m getting more happy birthday wishes from spam emails than actual people. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2021 22:02

Today, I realized that, despite working hard and studying a lot to get a PhD and a decent job, I still make less money than a vapid youtube celebrity. FML

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By Blue Toad - 10/06/2021 23:38 - Australia

Today, after supporting QLD in the State of Origin for the last 20 years of my life, I found out that I was actually born in NSW. FML

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By dino-rex - 10/06/2021 21:58

Today, we are once again in full COVID lockdown. I live in a tiny apartment, I'm pregnant and the only thing that helps me sleep is walking for an hour or two at night. Exercising outdoors is allowed is between 5 am and 9am. FML.

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 08:10 - El Salvador - San Salvador

Today, I decided not to show up at school to teach my English classes for no reason so I called and came up with an excuse. At 6:58 am, the light went out. I start my classes at 7:00. It’s noon already and I still have no electrical service. Plus, my cellphone data sucks. FML

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By Mario Hugo - 09/06/2021 21:21

Today, my fiancée is in the ICU because a drunk Taxi driver collided into her car last night. We were going to marry in three days. FML

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By melinq - 09/06/2021 20:06

Today, I wanted to take the dishes out of the washer so my mom had less work. I did, turns out they were not clean. FML

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By Jonathan - 08/06/2021 21:19

Today, I got my discord account hacked, which was linked to my paypal, which has no security. They drained my bank account of 100's of dollars. Now my discord account is banned, and paypal directly messaged me they refuse to refund the breach. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 10:02 - Germany

Today, I asked my mom nicely to maybe not put the wet dog food where I tend to step in it. Her response? Putting even more and bigger bowls of even wetter dog food there, then laughing at me when I mentioned it again. FML

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By now what? - 08/06/2021 01:08

Today, after 18 years together, my boyfriend and I split up. I’m 32 years old and have only dated one guy my entire life. We built our whole lives around each other. I don’t even know where to begin to start over. FML

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By Karen - 07/06/2021 20:27

Today, as I was walking into Wendy’s, a huge gust of wind came and completely blew up my sundress. I was standing right in front of a window and the entire restaurant saw my underpants. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2021 13:03

Today, my brother confessed his love to a girl and she got happy. It was my crush, who I was planning to ask out tonight. FML

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By Alejandro Ornelas - 04/06/2021 08:22

Today, I'm living with my mother again because I don't have to pay for rent. FML

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By Kano - 04/06/2021 08:05

Today, my sister is lesbian and has far more sex than me. The girls she brings to bed are actually gorgeous, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 18:47 - United States - Delhi

Today, after 13 years of marriage, I'm finally broken. It annoys her that I'm openly affectionate, and flirt with her, and let her know that I'm attracted to her, and she has every excuse in the book for never being intimate. So I'm done trying. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 17:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my sister woke me up by punching me in the balls, then trailed me out of bed by my feet, all because I ate her sandwiches for the day. She was also horrified to realise I sleep in my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 11:24 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after months of being told by doctors and my psychologist that my constant migraines are "all in my head", I found out I have a brain tumor. FML

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Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML

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Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML

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Today, I found a bag of frozen broccoli in my car boot from when I went shopping 3 days ago. My whole car smells like farts now. FML

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Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

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Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandma having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML

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Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML

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Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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