Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 06:16

Today, I realized the cute girl with a nice ass, long hair and a great personality I've been talking to is actually a very gay dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 05:42

Today, the dog I’m walking is quite large and can’t jump, so he has to sit in the front of the car. He kept panting at me the entire way home, and his breath was so bad I wanted to puke. FML

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By Caden - 22/11/2021 01:53 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, just after updating my status on my socials, my (now ex) girlfriend’s *other* boyfriend texted me saying that they were dating. He had no idea either. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2021 02:50 - United States - Springville

Today, after a couple years of meeting people on dating sites and still being good friends with a number of them, I've discovered it would save me more money to get the lifetime packages than any option of the recurring subscriptions. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 09:06 - Austria - Berndorf Bei Salzburg

Today, I realized that I want to get to know RichardPencil in person because he has incredible black humor and obviously a lot of time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 23:52 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I found out that the Amazon Gift Card my nephew gave to me last week was completely depleted. My 16-year-old son spent all of the funds in Fortnite. I was actually going to buy a book with those funds. CS won't refund my balance, either. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 08:10

Today, I tried to submit an FML to complain about my dysfunctional family, but no matter what I did, I could not describe the gravity of the situation in 320 characters. Now I have no way to vent about how horrible they are to me and must suffer in silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 08:02

Today, after years of reading FML, I finally had a story to share. I excitedly moderated through the other FMLs, only to see mine and realize it's garbage. I voted "no" on my own FML and hope it doesn't get published. FML

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By Motherfml - 29/10/2021 07:11 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I realised I have used this website to scroll myself to sleep pretty much every night for half my life. I’m a 31 year-old mum of two. FML

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By Samar - 28/10/2021 07:27

Today, I realized that I wore ripped jeand AND ripped boxers to work. Both ripped at the same place, in between the legs. The result was my looking down and seeing my dick halfway out of my trousers. I can't get up from my seat the rest of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2021 00:09

Today, my maid sat me down to tell me that she doesn’t like it when me and my partner fight. We don’t like each other anymore and I keep trying to break up with him, but he won’t let me. FML

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By Lana - 07/10/2021 13:20 - Mexico - Chalco

Today, I was diagnosed with anorexia. My mother still keeps on calling me a fat fuck. FML

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By jj - 07/10/2021 10:41

Today, I found out my mother listens to my therapy sessions. She’s the reason I need therapy. FML

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By idkanymorelmao - 06/10/2021 23:14

Today, I have to do a science presentation in approximately 10 minutes. I didn’t do the assignment or make a PowerPoint cause I stayed up all night trying to do my French homework. FML

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By Maicol - 01/10/2021 22:55

Today, I just had the best sex in all my life. After that, my ex-girlfriend dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 01:05 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I found out my dog of 11 years has very severe cancer. Her spleen, which has swollen to the size of a football, had a small rupture a day ago and would fatally within a week, we'll be putting her down tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2021 06:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have to get up and go to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2021 19:43 - United States - Folsom

Today, I found out that not only do all my friends know about my crush, he might know too. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 23:05

Today, my puppy died. She was barely 2 months-old. I can't help but feel guilty. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 15:17 - United States - Steele

Today, I've been having the worst depressive episode in my entire life. Since the past few months, I've had a very strong hunch that my parents genuinely don't love me, because they seem to always ignore me when I try to tell them how I'm feeling, and they're totally ignorant to my mental and social disorders. FML

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By Aiden89 - 25/09/2021 01:32

Today, I was bitten by a possum at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 15:51

Today, I had another fight with my partner. He gets so angry when he has to do any cleaning, even if it's cleaning up after himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 02:19 - New Zealand

Today, I still have the same feelings towards my ex as I did the day we split. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2021 05:17

Today, I got told my libido is considered exhausting by my wife, the woman I lost my v-card to. I can understand where she's coming from and this wouldnt be a problem but the woman can literally inflare my sexually desires with a smile. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2021 03:41

Today, I thought I found my soulmate. But now realized she has mental problems and refuses to get help. The wedding is tomorrow. FML.

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By bad taste - 17/09/2021 20:48 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be nice bring home take out. It was from my favorite restaurant that I've been craving for months but was too far away for me to pick up. However, in the past few hours, i've contracted COVID, and I am now unable to smell or taste anything. So I got to watch him eat it. FML

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By jessie - 16/09/2021 06:08

Today, I got fired from my job, had my tires slashed, got stung by wasps, lost all my save progress on three video games, and suffered not one but two concussions in a row. This is about how my luck is everyday. FML

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By Old Fart - 14/09/2021 04:50

Today, I was wiggling my butt at my husband and my hip cracked. LOUDLY. No action tonight, we're too busy laughing at it. FML

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By TiredAf - 13/09/2021 03:30

Today, I ran the treadmill for nearly 3 hours. I’m supposed to do this everyday because according to my boyfriend, I’ve “put on weight”. He says if I don’t lose the weight he’ll cheat with the hot girl from work. I have to oblige because I can’t afford to move out nor I have nowhere to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2021 06:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was told to make a video for class, and being the person I am, I didn't listen and make a video for the wrong chapter. My teacher played it in front of the entire class and told me off. FML

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Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML

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Today, my allergies flared up and I started sneezing. I guess my girlfriend was having a bad day, because she lost her shit and started telling me how annoying I am and how I can never do anything right. I'm not sure if we're still a couple, because she stormed out and won't answer my calls. FML

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Today, my husband has always been clumsy, but am I alone in thinking it takes a special level of clumsy to trip over while naked and land with his penis in the mouth of the village slut across the street. FML

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Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML

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Today, I posted that I'm having a yard sale and listed a bunch of stuff I'm selling. People started messaging, asking me to send pictures and prices. That's why I'm having the yard sale, so I don't have to post pictures and prices! FML

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Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

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Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

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Nice try, guy.

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