Nearly FMLs

By 21 years old btw - 09/09/2021 01:55

Today, I was screamed at for bleeding onto my sheets. Not only am I always irregular by several weeks, but I have also never had a PMS symptom in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2021 10:44 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, I keep a sort of journal, containing both a diary of important events and my correspondence with friends and family. Or, that’s what it used to be. This year it’s made up almost exclusively of COVID news and FMLs. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 14:36 - United States - Davis

Today, I read about the Texas heartbeat act. Fuck the Texan government. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2021 14:29 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, my boyfriend made me feel like shit because I recently got layed off of work and have been watching our two children. He woke me up and started saying that I’m lazy and I’m probably going to sleep all day. Still haven’t received a text from him on when he’s coming home. Never get a break! FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2021 22:18 - Australia - Jerrabomberra

Today, I have to put down my guinea pig because of a jaw problem that's made it impossible for him to eat, after exhausting all possible treatments. Four months ago, I lost his companion and my other guinea pig to a misdiagnosed UTI. FML

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By great_nate - 30/08/2021 20:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my wife tested positive. Even though we are both vaccinated. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 20:58 - United States - Folsom

Today, my dad told me that I was only allowed to have a crush on an Indian guy, as I'm Indian. I spent two years in denial about the fact that I had a crush before accepting that I did. He's not Indian. FML

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By Emma1562 - 28/08/2021 19:22 - United States - Mesa

Today, on my 21st birthday, I had six seizures back to back. Four focal seizures and two grand mal seizures. This is after getting diagnosed with epilepsy and getting covid. And months ago having a seizure resulting in wrecking my car. FML

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By Jenafur - 23/08/2021 02:21

Today, I accidentally left a period stain on my boyfriend’s couch. Furious, he kicked me out of his apartment. He called me disgusting and that we’re done because “Natalie doesn’t leave those nasty ass stains on the couch when she’s on her period.” Natalie is my best friend. How does he know? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 05:42

Today I was told for the millionth time why I am a bad girlfriend by my ex who constantly wants to come around to apparently just bash me.. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 04:47

Today, I started crying after looking at my dad’s ID as it was about to expire and i thought that was the day he dies. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 09:43 - France

Today, my 4 year-old dog died and I just wish I had hugged her before. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 23:08

Today, yesterday, tomorrow and every day, me, my friends, my family, and other people in my country don't have enough vaccines, and we're dying more and more everyday. FML

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By Anita Break - 17/08/2021 14:27

Today, and over the past month, my car has been totalled by a falling tree, which has yet to receive settlement from the insurance agency; my husband quit his job for another job that's now not calling him back. I come home to find out my 7-week kitten is deathly ill and no money to save him with. FML

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By Miss GetWrecked - 10/08/2021 13:32

Today, I learned that if I don’t get 1200$, I will get evicted. I don’t know what to do. FML

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By mj - 08/08/2021 17:25

Today, yet again my dad hurled insults at me for no good reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2021 20:31 - United States - Clarksville

Today I found out I made a mistake at work that may cause me to lose my job.. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2021 19:39

Today, I'm still good friends with my ex. Today is also the day she told me she's in a relationship, and that she had cheated on me with the guy. FML

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By nick - 02/08/2021 22:50

Today, after dating this girl on ROBLOX for 7 months, I found out that it was actually my brother who made and used that account just to troll me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 00:09

Today, I realized I was texting I was texting my crush of 4 years and didn't know it was her. I pissed her off so bad she wants me dead. FML

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By Amanda Howard - 31/07/2021 04:27

Today, I peed myself on my husband's brand new white car seat because I'm pregnant and he refused to pull over, even though I begged him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw tumbleweed blow past, but I hadn't even made a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 20:29

Today, polyamorous relationships still get a ridiculous amount of hate, despite all the movements to support sexual preferences and lifestyles, which is where many of those haters come from. I guess my choice in relationships, though perfectly healthy for all involved, is still unacceptable. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2021 07:10

Today, my wife told me she hates me and that I would fail in school. I've been busting my ass off. I have good grades and am dealing with 3 classes, work, a kid, and her tantrums. And I'm the bad guy here because I'm trying. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 18:31 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, my ex sent me a happy birthday through Whatsapp. My actual boyfriend didn't even notice me at all. FML

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By Denisse - 10/07/2021 22:18

Today, I realized that a few months ago, my parents bought my 12-year-old brother a PS5 with three games. At the same time, when I asked my parents to buy me some books for college, they refused, stating that "they're way too expensive and unnecessary". I'm 19. FML

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By Mike - 10/07/2021 15:18

Today, I’m only 24 but I get chronic fatigue syndrome every day and I just found out on Google that I either have Hodgkin’s lymphoma or liver cancer. This was also the same year my parents had to take me off their health insurance. FML

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By KristyRoseTakeMeHome - 09/07/2021 07:32

Today, my sister passed away. The last time I saw her was in 2011, right before I moved to another state. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 02:41

Today, I have depression. I have always been very negative. I have a drug and alcohol problem. I gambled my life savings. Years of therapy, anonymous meetings, and various psychiatric interventions haven’t helped much. I have no friends. I have a great family though. I am really smart but do stupid things constantly. FML

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By Will - 05/07/2021 21:44

Today, I forgot to get lunch before heading off to a five-hour shift. I also forgot my wallet, so I can't get anything there. As a result, I'm going to have to go hungry the entire shift. FML

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Today, my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement, she also shared her troubles. She said, "Everything hangs now, even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank you for the mental image, mom. FML

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Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML

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Today, I got my final exam back. I got a 50/100. I didn't know it had a back side. FML

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Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML

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Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my overly-religious parents that I'm an agnostic. They asked me why. As soon as I gave my reasons, my mom called me a "bigot" and hurled a bible at me, and it nailed me in the crotch. She then said, "That's what you get, non-believer." FML

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Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML

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Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML

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Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML

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