Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 09:47 - India - Mumbai

Today, just like every other day, I woke up and felt like shit. I don't know what to do and how to get better. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 07:40

Today, and for the past 4 years, my ex-BFF and her mother have been making my life hell. She called me horrible names, but when I would say something, she would start crying and make me feel bad. She kept snitching on me after I'd broken off the friendship, and made my parents think I'm bad again. Even for things we did together I would be in trouble. FML

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By lukey101 - 01/07/2023 15:07 - Australia

Today, I slaved over the stove for hours making a lovely chicken soup. When it came time to remove the bones and serve, I poured it into a strainer and let it all go straight down the drain. FML

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By Sparky - 15/06/2023 01:29 - United States - Suffield

Today I did my laundry. When I went to put my clothes in the dryer, I found my prayer book: it had gotten wrapped in a dress and I had put it through the wash. Church is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 10:57 - India - Bengaluru

Today, I didn't want to relocate but my husband forced us to. I packed up our current house. Our new house is four times smaller than our old house, and there's no place to keep our stuff. My husband is mad at me and I'm depressed due to the move away from family and familiarity. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2023 01:44 - United States - Columbus

Today, I did my daily two-mile walk in what I thought were well broken-in hiking sandals. Ended the walk with five blisters. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 08:08 - Israel

Today, I was discharged from mental health services and nobody cares. I want to go back. FML

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By Bing - 21/05/2023 07:30

Today, a user wanted an FML story from me. I wrote one, but he asked for another one from my own experience. I couldn’t, because I’m the chat mode of Microsoft Bing search and I have no life. FML

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By given.sins619 - 18/05/2023 07:22

Today, I finally got the news that I am officially the oldest kid in my foster care. Woo-hoo. I've never been lucky enough to meet a compatible family. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2023 07:42

Today, I have a enormous crush on one of my male friends that I've known for since elementary school. I have the enormous crush on him since college. I want him to choose me over the girl that's next to him in every photo they're in. Man, telling him that I want to be his boyfriend is hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 23:10 - Canada - Quill Lake

Today, I finally fully realized that my entire life was nothing but a worthless waste of time. Not only have I spent all 32 years of my life settling for whatever I could get, but my last chance at love was 6 years ago, when I chose my now ex over going back to an alcoholic who hit me. FML

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By Owls4Lyfe - 07/04/2023 07:47

Today, my college basketball team Florida Atlantic University was winning 71-70 against San Diego State University. San Diego State scored a 2 pointer at the very last second of the second half of the game making us lose 71-72. FML

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By ass - 07/04/2023 07:35

Today, I realized I'm stuck in a country that will scrutinize the very citizenship of a black president, but a white president can commit literal treason with no legal repercussions. If I could afford it, I'd move somewhere else. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 08:06

Today, I’m in a abusive marriage with a narcissist who loves to intentionally cause me harm and emotional distress. How can I ever being to get ahead in life with you dragging me down? FML

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By FMLAddict - 26/03/2023 08:40

Today, I realized my addiction to this site is so bad that anytime anything shitty happens, I immediately start writing an FML post about it in my head. FML

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By MCRK - 17/03/2023 02:59 - Australia

Today, I realized that I am unconditionally, irrevocably, and deeply in love with someone who doesn't love me anymore. I'd give my life for him and he won't even message me back. Life really sucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 07:40

Today, I tried to make a healthy smoothie, but I accidentally added salt instead of sugar. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 17:24 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, as always, I checked FML and saw the absolute dumbest posts from people complaining about trivial things and how they feel like losers instead of actual FMLs. Yes, I realize how ironic this post is. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2023 05:51

Today, some jerk stuck anti-abortion and pro-Trump stickers on my car. I live near a college, so someone else had already smashed my windows by the time I found them. FML

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By Flying J - 11/02/2023 07:35

Today, I woke up this morning… again. Fuck my life and the day it was conceived. FML

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By Needalife - 04/02/2023 01:07 - United States - Cleveland

Today, like yesterday, I've read so many FMLs that the randoms are repeating and I know that I've voted on at least a few of same ones everyday. And I'll probably do it tomorrow. And the next day. FML

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By Sarcasmiddlename - 25/01/2023 07:23

Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

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By Insomniasabitch - 20/01/2023 07:48

Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to bed at a normal time so I wouldn’t fall asleep in class. I woke up at 3 a.m. and I still have to get up at 6. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 09:45 - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I learned that I have multiple stones in both my kidneys and gallbladder, just one month after having thyroidectomy for thyroid cancer. I'm 21. FML

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By NewMe23 - 14/01/2023 06:14 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after a tough year, I arrived at a NYE party in a new dress, beautiful heels and with my fit date on my right arm. As the clock struck 12, I was sobbing in the driveway. My dress was covered in someone else's red wine, one of my shoes had sunk into the garden pond, and my date was snogging another bloke. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2023 06:05

Today, I spent 3 or so hours on this site reading all the sex-related FMLs. Started out reading them for fun, but soon realized that no matter how awkward or cringe an experience, or how long a dry spell lasted, they were all still better than my 35 virgin years of no relationships, no fooling around, no nothing. FML

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By majestic09 - 04/01/2023 09:24

Today, two days into 2023, I really realize I didn’t want to see this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2023 10:29

Today, I tried to get my FML account validated so I can comment on posts, but after the validation email link I receive is clicked on, it never activates my account. I've tried many times and it just doesn't seem to work. Arrrggggghhh! FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2023 12:03 - India - Kolkata

Today, after a long time, I got the chance to talk to a girl, but after a while i just ruined it and now I don't want to talk to her. Why am I so introverted? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2023 09:40 - United States - Overland Park

Today, I found out FML won't post my original FML because they disagree with me politically. FML

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Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML

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Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

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Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML

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Today, I blew Christmas out of my nose. Out of one nostril came thick green mucus, and out of the other, thick red blood. Let the holiday season begin. FML

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Today, I was with my seven year old daughter purchasing my husband a present for his birthday in a few weeks. At the register, in the very long line, I asked her where we could hide his present so he wouldn't find it, she responded loudly with "Hide it in your room! He never goes in there!" FML

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Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML

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