By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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NomOnShroomz 14

"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"

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Comments

iBiteRoses 22

Wow, that is totally disgusting! I like rats, but not IN THE TOILET lol {I'm a Class A moron}

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stephanieeDawnx 0

& I like people. But not when they're annoying.

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metallicshadow 16

at least you didn't pee your pants, right?

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ikickgingers 15

I don't think you really got into the A class...

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ric4rolz 0

Just flush the rats back down while their coming up.

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Damn_Hippster 11

Teenage mutant ninja rats!!!

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youcunthole 0

Well show That rat that u do give a shit if you know what I mean...

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xoconnie 8

did they bite???? OUCH!!!

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Keyman1212 14

Better than finding out when you're ********. Cause if they can get through some sewer pipes, they can get into your anus...

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FarSide 22

So were you dickless before you sat down?

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sunsetsbetween56 3

Wow three bad comments in a row... :/

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Stonedmanalex 0

I don't know he has more thumbs up then you.

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KiddNYC1O 20

32- *whispers* What is 23 talking about?

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ImFrackinBored 13

Well he must have been pissed... I'm sorry but it had to be said.

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angrymexican 8

3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny

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angrymexican 8

3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny

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angrymexican 8

3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny

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angrymexican 8

3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny

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angrymexican 8

3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny

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angrymexican 8

**** my iPod just ****** up sorry about that comment spam

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Boygenius50 8

32-Is that Rupert?

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btnhdude 0

Say again? I didn't understand the first time.

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middletin 0

You probably peed on youself, didn't you?

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DKParth13 5

Damn this is the first FML I've ever seen where it reaches 1500 without getting 100 ydis!

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Blacksabbath211 9

Or just piss on the rat >:)

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Ikickmidgets 11

better than ass monkeys

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datoismyname 22

Hey don't be hatin on the ass monkeys! I like mine! Their names are Hansel and Gretel.

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chickenwalrus 14

i love how it leaves countless terrible possible explanations of the ending of this to imagine yourself..

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SirSquishyPants 1

I agree, maybe OP used the rat as aiming practice, then flushed to see how well it does turd surfing.

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chickenwalrus 14

haha yes, or slowly dropped the turds out of his butthole to see how many the rats could catch in their mouth

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rattusrattus 18

Edmund the Second thought spears couldn't get up the plumbing system either, and he was wrong. Very, very wrong. (Yes, I know this is just an urban legend. Too pertinent to not reference though.)

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PeteyPablo12308 20

I really hope the OP is a guy, and wasn't sitting on the toilet when this occurred.

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purpleadios 10

I would have been so freaked out!

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flockz 19

better watch for em water rats. they hide underneath urinal cakes and when you ain't expectin it they jump up and play patty cake with your willy.

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