A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Emmy_m92 0

Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.

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tubal069 0

I guess your too busy focusing on the dudes that hit rear-ended you previously. Give me the chicks number and I'll hit it off for you!

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sourgirl101 28

I believe that means the girl's at "0" too.

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berg54 0

Simply one word for you, FAIL. Next time, don't think about grandma like everyone told you to so you could last. Side note - don't ever tell your family this story...

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jaybeeeh22 0

the girl you were with should of helped you then till you could get it up!

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sourgirl101 28

Maybe she did try but just couldn't find the duct tape.

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dacho 7

Hahahah, happened to me also :D More than 4 years ago, and I'm still with her ^^

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Smokiejoe 0

I kind of know how you feel when I lost mine I couldn't cum

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ydi_4_suking 20

Haha that sucks. You should have tried puttin it in with the limp one

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blahzz 4

That doesn't work! Trust me.

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LandoKid 9

LMMFAO! OP! You have no idea how hard that made me LOL!. XD Thank you, but I feel bad for you dude. Erectile Dysfunction is serious stuff, get it checked out, or maybe get someone more attractive to have sex with.

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