A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Emmy_m92 0

Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.

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savvy_suzy 0

Did you at least go down on your partner and give them pleasure? That's one way to save the day and not make it a horrible moment... Make *them* ******. Doing that might also make your soldier want to tally forth hearing them pant and moan. :)

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boopityboppity 11

What makes you think there's more than one partner?

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DocBastard 38

Don't bother, Boop. It's too subtle, and they won't get it.

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savvy_suzy 0

You're an ass. It isn't too subtle, I just didn't want to make assumptions regarding the gender of the partner since it doesn't say if the partner was M, F or T. Are you a barred doctor since you have copious amounts of time on your hands to be on here so much? I'm a student, what's your excuse?

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stevenmx86 7

First time is a lot of stress! It took me a while to calm down enough to get it up my first time as well...

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marthakins 3

At least it's just your first time- it's normal ^^ my boyfriend of over a year had your problem just a few weeks ago lol

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justahsquirrel 0

its all good...that happens. just relax and take another stab at it lol.

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BOB1970 0

maybe you're gay? if so, your life does suck.

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123zc1 3

That made me laugh more than the actual FML.

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