A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Emmy_m92 0

Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.

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gatiivs 3

it tends to happen when you are stressed out so its ok if its your first time

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golfchick84 0

maybe you should wait til you hit puberty:)

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stonegen 0

good for you save it for the person you marry!

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Hdama 2

It really doesn't matter, and jokes at the OPs expense doesn't help. It happens to everyone at some point in their life for various reasons. Hell, it happened to me the first time i tried, its natural.

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TobyFunke 3

I think the opposite is natural, being a little too excited your first time and blowing it the second you get it in. If you can't get it up, why are you trying to have sex??? To me, if something sexy is going on, I'm ready to go

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WillKill4Beer 0

LMFAO!!!! YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!! Go haze yourself for that until you get it up! Freaking loser!!!!! >XP

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julian1122 0

lmffaaoo you fruitcake!!! I'm glad I'm not you! and for other guys saying "it's okay, it doesn't happen" you're all gay! it doesn't happen, if there's a girl willing to **** you, you get it up. so either you're gay or you've got a small dick and you're too embarrassed that she'll laugh at it when you get it up

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