A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Emmy_m92 0

Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.

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blahzz 4

Chuck Norris can get it up. Why can't you?

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Awnonymous 4

It happens to the best, you'd be surprised how common it is. You got to be relaxed and comfortable with the situation rather than rush it thinking you're finally going to lose your virginity.

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EvilPrince_fml 0

You're jerkin' it too much, Low Rider. Stop spunkin' all over yourself by looking at **** and sniffing your sister's cunterware.

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randomxoxo 0

Have you though about maybe your gay? Im not judging. I like the homosexuals in our community:)

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generalasskicker 12

lol did you plan it it's always harder for me to plan it no pun intended

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123e3 0

hahahahhahahahaha I even get a boner when Im alone with the girl and just talking! sucks for you!

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iheartowls 0

That's what happens to 15 yr. old little boys that have no self control.

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that1guyyy 12

he's asking what op is talking about not what op stands for

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