Aaaaaaaaaaah!

By whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
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Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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ama17 0

That's quite a new take on just screaming, "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!"

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Shock98 0

hahahah. what the heckkk. how did you not notice that?

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bishoprsv2 0

I can't help but wonder why the queefmumbling anti-religious trolls go through so much trouble to convince others that they are wrong. Could it be they have no lives and are miserable cocktuggers? I'll take that as a yes.

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triplethreat13 0

wow haha that's pretty funny!! if you're religious, it makes sense, but if not, then it's just plain hilarious!!!

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Hjelloo 0

Religious people are ******* stupid. I hope you all die right now just to find out that Heaven doesn't exist and your beliefs are false. ****** niggers.

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Lilianna_fml 0

Wow... I think you have almost won the gold medal in offensiveness. If you had thrown in something about the religious giving you a ******** while dusting and making you a sandwich, you'd be a shoe-in.

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dramakat11 0

If all of their beliefs are false they won't find out anything. They'll just be gone.

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tameingraleat 6

#108 - You are awesome. Good thinking! :)

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wowfmlife 0

dude there arent even any big/scary roller coaters in MA and you dont make fun of others' religions, thats just ignorant

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Tsumetai_fml 0

praying while on a rollarcoaster isn't too bad i remember riding the octopus ride with my mom we were the crazies on that ride she was screaming her head off saying she was gonna die and i was laughing so hard at her that i must've looked insane XD made a poem for that day: "Arround and arround and upside down, twirl'n'whirl'n'hurl."

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blondie3689 1

U know the Lord's prayer well enough to scream it randomly while on a roller coaster? How many times a week do u go to church? =/ that's sad

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Jazzywrites007 2

I never go to church and I know it... =)

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tameingraleat 6

I haven't been to church in 10 years and I know it ... of course, I attended Catholic school until I was 12...

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redbluegreen 40

Most of the people I know, regardless of their religion, know the Lord's prayer by heart. Whether they've only been to church a few times in their life, or they go every week.

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