Alexa, play "Touched by the Hand of God" by New Order

By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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StripedSwtor 7

he's screwed if you guys have a son

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oicu812xD 16

You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying

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tennisrapper1 14

I hate when stupid jerks like you go out and say "Divorce his ass" when you, for one, don't know all the details.

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Enslaved 36

Damn! He certainly can think under pressure! That is one hell of an excuse. Next stop, moaning another guy's name to cover up for when you have a son.

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s0m3guy2010 21

She needs to mention a last name too. Real visions from the Lord come with a different last name.

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s0m3guy2010 21

The "lover" that's mentioned would more than likely have a different last name.

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Enslaved 36

God told you to call our daughter Kate Beckinsale? I believe you, Dear! Let's play Underworld!;)

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perdix 29

That's a pretty ballsy move to name your daughter after your mistress. Of course, this might mean your kid will be destined to be a little home-wrecker, too;)

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The_F3rris 11

With a dad like that, I'm sure she would hah.

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jayfreeman80 0

And you are filing for divorce right? If not then why the **** are you complaining? Hope the sex was good though. YDI

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dawnet 5

sounds legit. #sarcasm

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tennisrapper1 14

45 - And this isn't Facebook either... Wait... * Crawls back to hole in the corner.

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flockz 19

*pushes boulder in front of hole.*

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osm1989_fml 6

Look on the bright side. There is a possibility that he's actually just crazy, rather than lying... Wait... I'm not sure if that's actually any better...

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Dixbfloppin 11

I give him props for the creative lie, but isn't Satan usually the one who "possesses" people?

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wubbazugg 5

Yep, you're not his only one.

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