Alexa, play "Touched by the Hand of God" by New Order

By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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StripedSwtor 7

he's screwed if you guys have a son

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oicu812xD 16

You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying

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I_missed_it 2

"Hey Swetie I don't believe you, but when we have a daughter let's name her _________ everytime you thinkof hat name just image our beautiful daughter staring at you with her pudgy cheek and big brown eyes." Take care of that excuse quic and simple.

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missababgaga 19

Moaning your future daughter's name? That almost sounds like premeditated incest... Which is pretty creepy to think about

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challan 19

That's a quick and fantastic lie to come up with on the spot like that. Even though you're pissed, Opt, give your man a little credit! Besides, he just didn't want to hurt your feelings. Regardless of what these other people are saying, your man was just fantasizing. C'mon... you haven't thought about Channing Tatum or some other secret lover? I have a date with Channing in about 30 minutes.

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_TheAtheist_ 10

Yeah yeah yeah, so he was fantasizing about somebo-- HOLD it! He.. He what? He.. MOANED? I'm sorry but that's breaking strict guy-code right there. It'd be ok if he snarled the name, barked it, shouted it, yodeled it, whatever. But moaning it is unacceptable. FYL.

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jellycorn 13

Yodeled it? That's an interesting mental image.

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Abfootball 1

That's probley the best cover up story I think I've ever heard! Props for him!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I have to give props for originality and coming up with that on the fly. But even so he did not stick the landing.

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Fuzzymonkey2013 7

He's quick on his feet

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lexiieeex3 32

Wow he's quick on his feet. Nice alibi!

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Rick832 5

I appreciate the fact that you can understand that sometimes people just fantasize. For the sake of their marriage I hope that's all it was, just a fantasy.

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