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By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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StripedSwtor 7

he's screwed if you guys have a son

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oicu812xD 16

You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying

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DracoSpirita 21

Your picture fits your comment perfectly. :)

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leeshasuckit 1

sounds ******* awesome to me.

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ebfbruh 0

U will feel like a schmuck when u are pregnant with a girl. Hahaha

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jamesman5995 4

Well at least he didn't say a guys name...

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challan 19

lmao I'm truly sorry you're thumbed down! I thought that was a riot!

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ellytoad 13

That's one I haven't heard before.

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Bjuddstr 4

"let's make a film about it." -Stephen king

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ceccles628 6

Come back here in 5 years.

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limitedition 25

To fantasize about someone else is whatever - to lie in such a ridiculous way should raise a red flag Sorry op.

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reject214 10

What's the big deal? I believe him.

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