Are you experienced?

By ugh - 11/03/2013 11:33 - United States - Easthampton

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Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
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UndeadMongrel 7

At least your dad is trying to be supportive, you should be appreciative.

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your_ma 27

A bit awkward yeah but to be fair is heart is clearly in the right place and he's trying to be nice.. He could have been a horrible homophobic dick about it!

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Anai08 17

So then "experimenting" runs in the family. I wonder what interesting stories your Mom might have!

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RpiesSPIES 27

I was going to make a gay joke, but then you'll all get anal with me.

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mrpotatohead36 7

I was going to tell a gay joke, butt **** it

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kurodansei 16

Geez man, It's a comfort not a dick you don't have to take it so hard. Or do you? Sorry that was in bad taste. But your dad'll probably tell you it was just a little salty.

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kurodansei 16

120 your ha ha outweighs the billion downard thumbs that I knew I would recieve for that comment.

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lmaouloser 5

This is in poor taste, "so you're both faggots who think they like women."

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perdix 29

So, we have a data point suggesting that bi-curiosity is hereditary.

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s15c 9

I expect a complete essay in two days discussing the possibility of bi-curiosity being a hereditary trait.

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sniken 14

Following your fathers footsteps, guess it runs in the family! Just be glad he supports you and understand - not everyone has that! Sucks to have that image in your head though :p

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JustKittyKat 24

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JustKittyKat 24

I sure hope so. Thank you. Pan power! lol

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ksks1234 33

#68: I did not know what it was either, so I looked it up. It is sexually/ romantically attracted to all sexual orientations/ identities.

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sdh715 6

I don't understand, what is the difference between bisexual and pansexual?

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pulsar_ 13

Bisexual implies there is only two genders; male and female. So you'd be attracted to those two. Pansexual is being attracted to all other sexualities+genders and whatnot (which you will have to google because there is a whole lot of them)

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wjh100 13

the definition I found said you don't see someone as a gender and just live them

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JustKittyKat 24

Basically, someone's gender or gender identity, does not affect whether I am attracted to them or not. I am as some say, "gender blind".

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sammyjanette 17

Op, my little brother is gay, and he can NEVER tell my mother. Your father not only accepts you, but he can joke with you about it. Some people will never get that. You are beyond lucky.

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noelasis94 18

Nothing like a father son chat young chap

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jem970 19

At least your dad isnt screaming that he disownes you and never wants to see you again. A lot of my friends who experimented to really find out what they like got a lot worse treatment. Be thankful.

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Inciter 33

It's good that he's being supportive of you! Just think positively.

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