Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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amiss 2

How is he your boyfriend already if you don't even know him well enough to know THIS basic stuff about him? He's not your boyfriend if you're still just "dating."

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ABDNR_x_13 0

hahahahahaha. wow. the worst part is.. i could use this. mine is exactly like this.. he DOES believe in unicorns ANDDD he is a bit.. 'odd' i feel yah on this.. don't worry about it. he's trying to be cute around you instead of a big tough guy. keep him (:

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Kc_flapjack 0

If you don't want your boyfriend, I'll take him =3

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exile529 0

i really don't see a problem here. sounds like a fun person to have a drink with though, hahahah.

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LOLYLIF 0

Heh. My friend Kyle thinks you're an idiot, and he would know, being a griffin and all...

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ultravioletbaby 0

I'm with #20.

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ohekno 0

Haha thats the most original yet cheesy thing I'ver ever heard. How awkwardly adorable =) WHAT AN OXYMORON. Lucky you

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hijihi 0

Nice Adventure Time reference! Also, the OP shouldn't be such a patoot!

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BreezyPear 0

Where the hell did you find this guy?? The mental institution? Lmao, does he have a long-sleeved shirt that makes him hug himself??

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jessindsey 0

unicorns get hurt when u say their not real.. they die a little bit inside each time you say they're not real. For example have you ever seen charlie the unicorn and those othet two unicorns on youtube. That is a perfect example that unicorns actually exist. Can you open you mind a little and just go with it.? (:

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antar_fml 0

err ... how is that supposed to show your life's ****** up . Unless of course you admit your lack of appreciation of originality to be the problem ... btw , theoretically speaking ... the possibility of existence of unicorns would be the same as the possibility of god's existence . Having a believe doesn't make you crazy , more than half of the world's population would be crazy if that weren't true..... and for the record , i am an atheist and i don't believe in unicorns :P

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