Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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How is he your boyfriend already if you don't even know him well enough to know THIS basic stuff about him? He's not your boyfriend if you're still just "dating."

ABDNR_x_13 0

hahahahahaha. wow. the worst part is.. i could use this. mine is exactly like this.. he DOES believe in unicorns ANDDD he is a bit.. 'odd' i feel yah on this.. don't worry about it. he's trying to be cute around you instead of a big tough guy. keep him (:

If you don't want your boyfriend, I'll take him =3

i really don't see a problem here. sounds like a fun person to have a drink with though, hahahah.

LOLYLIF 0

Heh. My friend Kyle thinks you're an idiot, and he would know, being a griffin and all...

ultravioletbaby 0

Haha thats the most original yet cheesy thing I'ver ever heard. How awkwardly adorable =) WHAT AN OXYMORON. Lucky you

hijihi 0

Nice Adventure Time reference! Also, the OP shouldn't be such a patoot!

Where the hell did you find this guy?? The mental institution? Lmao, does he have a long-sleeved shirt that makes him hug himself??

jessindsey 0

unicorns get hurt when u say their not real.. they die a little bit inside each time you say they're not real. For example have you ever seen charlie the unicorn and those othet two unicorns on youtube. That is a perfect example that unicorns actually exist. Can you open you mind a little and just go with it.? (:

err ... how is that supposed to show your life's ****** up . Unless of course you admit your lack of appreciation of originality to be the problem ... btw , theoretically speaking ... the possibility of existence of unicorns would be the same as the possibility of god's existence . Having a believe doesn't make you crazy , more than half of the world's population would be crazy if that weren't true..... and for the record , i am an atheist and i don't believe in unicorns :P