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Umm .... Op tried that. That's what the FML was about. But I do agree with you...maybe op should try again.
Don't move during sex. Dont make a sound or anything. Maybe he'll appreciate it more when he realizes it could be worse...
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I would have slapped him for that. Plus he can go out and buy his own sex doll until he decides to What if he was telling you something heartfelt that could make your relationship better and he sought just to make fun? Time and a place and its obvious that this guy doesn't know the meaning of it. FYL. :(
You're the one who married him!
Booooooooooobs!!!!
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Return the favor grab his junk and make squeaking noises.
You should have farted after he honked your boob and said, "Oops, faulty valve."