Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 847
You deserved it 21 866

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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MariaAlamia12 0

If i was yuh i wuld of tracked her down nd kick her asswhore ass bitch d

xxkara29 1

Wow what a shit way to celebrate your birthday!!! Damnnn I feel for ya

suzielicious 0

Punch them all in the mouth except for the dentist

SuperMeLiSsA97 6

Best fml yet . But seriously slap a bitch !