Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

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Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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CSTDude77 7

Oh well. At least your dentist still cares about you

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MissPuppettear 0

Well at least you won't be dating that douche bag anymore and happy birthday

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LIfesucks588 1

I feel for you. This fml makes me wanna cry.

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lovemybestfriend 3

well, at least Someone sang happy birthday to you, right?

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tt7703ok 3

D: wut kinda BFF is that -.- I would just h8 her 4ever D:

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Make_Lemonade 13

I hope you kept the ring and sold it. Legally, he is not entitled to it back since he is the one who broke off the engagement.

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HurryUp_and_BUY 6

Seriously, how can one deserve this? I don't get it.....But here's to you OP, three years later I hope you found better people to surround yourself with :)

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