Bruvophobia

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 22:35 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 634
You deserved it 20 472

Same thing different taste

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kitsune309 15

You deserved it. Maybe it's a different accent technically, but in layman's terms, a British accent is perfectly valid, just like an American accent.

strawberrywine22 30

To be fair, we women like to live with the knowledge that if someone is from England, they have a "sexy British accent."

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Accents are different depending on the region. It's the same way in the US, like compare a Northeastern accent to Southwestern. You would see the difference outright. You can go to different countries and understand the language in one area but be confused as hell in another.

Britain is not a single country in the way the US is. It's a collection of countries. Saying someone has a "british" accent is not like saying an 'american' accent, it's like saying a 'north american' accent, as though all people from Canada down to Mexico have indistinguishable accents, histories and cultures. OP was definitely in the right.

Joe, you really need to get a dictionary. That way you'll be educated before you open your mouth. Great Britain IS a collection of countries (correct). However North America is a CONTINENT. You know, like Britain is part of the continent of Europe. Also, Canada, the US and Mexico have 3 VERY distinguishable accents, histories and cultures. Especially since it's 3 completely different languages. Hint, 'indistinguishable' means they're very similar. Maybe you should've used Central America as an example since they're mostly Spanish dialects and have other similarities.

Did you actually read what he wrote? He correctly pointed out that lumping the accents of all the countries in the United Kingdom (which is what Americans do to us), countries with vastly different histories and accents, in with each other is more like lumping together the countries of the North American continent than the states of the USA. Not sure why i had to repeat what he said.

#121 learn to read. that reply was unfathomably stupid.

I'm from the south of England, and I have the "stereotypical British accent", which is the same one Americans usually hear because it's the accent that the BBC likes its actors to have, and I assume that's where you get any and all British TV in the States.

If she meets someone from Somerset, she'll change her mind. Or Liverpool. Google 'scouse accent' and 'west country accent'

The use of "British accents" and "American accents" are often spouted by idiots who are too lazy to do nothing but generalise who or what they're talking about. There are distinct differences in accents throughout most countries, and they seem more prevalent the bigger the country is. I remember when my aunt and uncle left England to live in Spain, the next time I saw them, I asked how much Spanish they'd picked up, and after a few little tests, I learned that some words are pronounced differently in different areas, and you have to know which ones change and where. I don't know how accents develop, but it's ignorant to refer to them as one singular national accent, because chances are, each country has a myriad of different accents.

Not just trying...she does in fact look stupid.

onebigkaboom 10

I'm British with a British accent. Like I'd say people from New York & Tennessee have American accents even though it may be different. Ydi

When non British refer to a 'British accent', they usually mean the almost posh, well spoken voice, where every syllable is pronounced eloquently. This is commonly heard down south, especially parts of Hampshire.

mesahus 5

You're a jerk. Stop trying to be a smartass, you know what she means

Technically you are 1/2 right, there are many dialects to the UK, like there are here, in the USA; however a TRUE accent, as you seem concerned with the matter, is only affected on a person speaking a language different than their native tongue. If you are from Spain, speaking English, you have a Spanish Accent; French speaking English is a French Accent; British speaking English is a dialect--differences in tone & some words, but the same basic language.

Uhm, no. I can speak the Scottish dialect in an English accent. Just as anyone not Scottish can read Robert Burns' poems in their own accents.