Intimacy: Caught

Caught

By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

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By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

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Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

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You deserved it 6 239

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 02:05 - United States - La Grange

Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

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You deserved it 5 667

By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

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You deserved it 3 387

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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You deserved it 3 775

Jailbird

By blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

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You deserved it 14 501

Bad boys bad boys

By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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You deserved it 3 077

Divorce impending

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 20:01

Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML

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You deserved it 124

By bellaskyeb - 08/01/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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You deserved it 4 252

Whatcha do when they come for you?

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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the_real_dvd 21

Sunday 10 November 2013 9:13

I'm assuming you didn't bail him out.

SweetasCandy0609 28

Sunday 10 November 2013 9:14

I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.

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jayellef 3

Sunday 10 November 2013 19:48

I hope you left him in there for the waitress to bail him out.

arctic_viper 4

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:00

cheating bastard dont bail that ass out of jail let him rot there.

empbob 20

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:02

Leave him in jail

rdenkewicz 11

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:35

He had one phone call from jail and he thought that would help him get out?! Idiot.

volkener12 1

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:46

Heck I would have left him in there, the nerve

Jocgre 13

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:55

What a dick. Sorry OP leave his butt in jail.

Kevlar_burrito 6

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:56

Anyone wanna take bets that the waitress was let go with a warning or something stupid like that....

hobojo69 23

Sunday 10 November 2013 21:09

Leave him in there he deserves it!!

angel80_fml 2

Sunday 10 November 2013 21:18

Guessing the waitress got arrested too...losers !!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 10 November 2013 22:39

Leave him there to rot...

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