Caught

By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

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Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28

I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.

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bellidona 15

when he gets home wait till he is asleep then super glue his junk to his thigh ! hope ur ok op .

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lolalola47l 8

my vote is to leave him there

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Tessa_11 19

I'm hoping you left him in jail. What a dumb ass. Sorry OP

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mirrorfrost 11

Leave his dumb cheating ass in jail and drop off the divorce papers. He doesnt deserve you.

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shinikageWolf 15

"Have fun having sex in jail then" "But honey it's just filled with big mean looking men" "Yeah I know" hangs up.

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Bevspeaks 11

God some people, at least get caught having sex in a car, I go to the bathroom in the restroom,now I have to bring a blacklight to see if there's semen and vaginal fluid on my seat? Leave him there, he deserves a nasty place for doing the nasty in a nasty area.

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brit628 7

I would tell him that I'm coming to bail him out then never show up, change the locks and call a divorce lawyer then I'd call his mother and tell her what he did

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