Choking hazard
By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States
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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States
For everyone who says she should have been using her hands to put on the condom, how do you know she HAS hands. What if she only has one finger that she can use to type this FML, but as far as condoms are concerned, she is forced to have to use her mouth! Moreover, it's completely reasonable that she might have freaked out. What if she has some kind of safe-sex anxiety disorder! I feel bad for you...
eww do you know how many germs there is on condoms?
nice. was it flavoured?
I guess it was your first time seeing and touching a dick too. Sex For Dummies®
This one defs isnt bullshit. my ex did it once. It is the little things in life that bring me pleasure :)
What I want to know is why you freaked out. Seriously, what about this situation would cause you to freak out? Completely illegitimate reason and inappropriate situation for a freakout, if you're not mature enough to handle a sexual situation without freaking out, then you shouldn't be involved in it in the first place.
lol @ 7. I came here to comment what #100 just did. XD Really, if you decide to do something like that, what about it would freak you out?! You made that decision.
To #15: Abstinence is just an excuse that fugly people make for themselves. Nobody's abstinent by choice.
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Ha, you swallowed the wrong thing.
Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*