Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
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BlackWolfVII 0

Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*

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AnaMaree 0

YDI because you're an idiot.

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fivealive143 0

you can swallow whats INSIDE the condom. dont swallow the condom ;)

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drakerd 0

Laughed so hard that I peed a little.

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eskimokurra 0

this is horrible and i feel really bad. but this would happen to me and i feel much better that this happend to someone besides myself hahahahah.

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alex_vik 0

Ah yes, instead of correctly putting on the condom, you instead tried to do an act that could instead render the condom useless because of a tear. Glad to know those safe-sex lessons are working for you non-abstinent people.

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abbyxroad 0

you're dumb. I don't feel sorry for you.

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