Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
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BlackWolfVII 0

Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*

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Blind_Ninja 0

That sucks. I really don't understand why you would "freak out," though. If you pulled it off (or, more correctly in this case, put it on), it would have been hot. I'd love for a girl to do that trick on me if she knows what the **** she's doing. Putting on a condom always kills the momentum of sex for me.

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brkn_hearted 0

i totally understand where you're coming from #116, but if it was done to me, definitely would've kept me going :) but A for effort, D- for implementation

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BluEG0pher 0

that's a scanky way to put a condom on......

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BabiiexElmo 0

OH WOW!!!! Are you okay?

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Karnezar 2

My school didn't teach us how to put condoms on, they just told us to wait till marriage, and to use a condom. Contradictions FTW! And putting a condom on with your mouth sounds kinky o.0

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hashismoments 0

dam! must of been awkward for the boyfriend! haha.

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animaguskid 2

why are some of you attacking her for doing something kinky? This is her boyfriend not some random person. That's kind of cool that she wanted to do something like that for him to spice things up. To bad it didn't go so well. Be more careful next time I guess.

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countrygurl 0

ahahahahaha wow that's hilarious...kinda sucks but so funny!

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