Dad jokes

By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 020
You deserved it 67 206

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Wow, that's a poor sense of humor. Tell her to grow up and take a joke.

Comments

Mattxy8 5

Lol, I think its funny :) just put hotsauce on your condom next time

9729772485 0

hahahhahaha nioce! he did ask for that tho so she should get over it

I don't know about anyone else, but if I had a boyfriend and he did this, I would greatly appreciate it. This is a sweet and funny gesture and could rekindle the passion they used to have. But I suppose some people don't appreciate certain brands of humor. I guess it's just a matter of knowing what your significant other finds funny. (If she didn't find this funny, I don't know if she would find ANYTHING funny. :/)

Jeepers, what a wet blanket. She needs to get a sense of humour!!

Babygirl2338 0

haha that is really funny but sad at the same time. she should still do u

fthku 13

Oh, you are amazing lady! If I tell you my name, would you know intimate details about my life too? Also, to a lot of other comments here, why are you assuming her wanting to "spice things up" means he's necessarily bad in bed? It could mean any number of things. OP was just trying to put a smile on his girlfriend's face.

oh my gosh. I love you. how did she think that wasn't hilarious?

Again, it takes two to keep a sex life exciting. I don't consider pushing the responsibility onto your partner to be "a sincere effort." If she doesn't take some initiative too-- and I'm talking about actually *doing* something new herself, not just asking him to-- she's got little room to criticize his attempts at fun.

haha this is hilarious and would have definitely done anything u wanted

Wow how funny did you really think that was???