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Denied!

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I swam in a race against all of the girls in the midwest in the hardest, longest, most grueling race you can swim. I won. Happy but so tired I could barely move, I looked up to see my time. I had been disqualified. For flinching. Before the race started. FML

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By :( - 14/06/2013 04:06 - United States - Parker

Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML

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By suckatlifeeexo - 25/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML

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By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

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By grlzze444 - 16/11/2010 00:19 - United States

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Today, I was in swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your love life! Swim, bitch!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML

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By fat teen - 05/06/2016 23:33 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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MiseryLotus 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:59

How is that grounds for disqualification? And shouldn't they have told you before the race started that you were disqualified?

SilentGround 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:02

this actually is an fml. i'm sorry, that really sucks. don't let it weigh you down though, it'll only make you feel bad in the long run. :/

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Alex_DeLarge 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:06

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FmlCrunch 3

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:29

No need to be a dick. People shake and flinch a little when they are nervous. It's a bodily function, completely unavoidable.

swmstr2012 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:08

i am SO sorry. I'm a swimmer too, and i absolutely hate it when that happens to me...yeesh : what race was it?

lolololcheese 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:14

what are you not allowed to move? sorry I know nothing about swimming.

hockeygirl202 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:14

that sucksssss.

BigLord 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:15

What the ****? Someone should have just stopped you, the morons. If that happened to me I would RAGE just for the sheer frustration. FYL.

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Saturday 18 April 2009 2:16

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:13

Yeah, doing your best and beating the best competitors of the race your doing means you suck. Amazing logic bro, don't reproduce...

infernno 23

Saturday 21 July 2012 21:09

Hello Sir. You have been recommended for a genuine Darwin Award. Please claim ASAP for the good of the human race.

Yousuck24 21

Tuesday 13 November 2012 8:38

NO U

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:16

Umm you shouldn't have done that?

ksmellir 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:18

@ #2 when they say take your mark, you aren't allowed to move at all. if the starter doesn't see you flinch in time to hold the start, you are dq'd and nothing can be done about it. flinching counts as false starting. Also, flinching doesn't always happen because you're nervous, when you're a swimmer for a long time you start to anticipate the start and sometimes you end up moving. same thing happened to me once, except mine was on the 50 free so it was nowhere near as bad as yours, but i had gone a best time. :(