Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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Sputnikspak 13

That is about as WTF as I can imagine. If his dick is smaller than a tampon, then maybe he has something to be insecure about.

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munchly 17

Yes because with all the pleasure that comes with putting a tampon in, who needs a boyfriend?

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MsMourningStar 22

He is clearly still a boy. Drop him and find a man. A man wouldn't pull that kind of crap, he'd buy you tampons and understand that you prefer them. And it would in no way make him feel bad about himself.

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novapine 19

seriously? if he can't comprehend that his penis won't stop the blood gushing out of your ****** every month because your uterus is having a hissy fit because it doesn't have a fetus in it, tell him to kiss your ass and move on. guys like that are tools who don't deserve gf's.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

This is a red flag........I'm sorry but RUN!! Please.

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underthesea12 24

He has a valid point. You being his woman, you are his property!

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missbitch1993 7

I sadly know exactly how you feel. my ex said the same thing to me

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