Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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Mione_fml 4

This is probably the time to run the other way OP, or before you know it you'll not be allowed to leave the house because 'he's the only one who can see you.'

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Just1SarahKay 11

Good thing it's only been a month...cut your losses and dump his dumb a$s girl! lol

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dillan73 6

His penis shouldn't enter anyone... Not that anyone could tell, being as he feels emasculated by a tampon, I can't imagine he's packin' much.

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saraitkddh 47

let us look at the bright side, at least he is still your boyfriend not your husband

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itwasalongnight 10

Seriously love your user name--well played! I'm sorry to say your boyfriend is an idiot... Maybe switch to pads for a few days and leave them in the trash and see how long it takes for him to reconsider his ridiculous position.

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Uri69 10

Poor tampons,taking their rights since they were devised..

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worldclassrager 39

It's your period treat it the way you want...

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MiissAshleyy 19

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard! He needs education.

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sthrnbell 9

Huge RED Flag...dump him and run while you still can

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