Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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Comments

imo22 3

this entitlement to a woman's body is part of rape culture. I hope you could clear it out.

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JohnTheLad 13

Who even says something like that in the first place?

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keverdeen 14

So a 3 inch piece of cotton is his competition, according to him. hahahahaa

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simsgirlgem 25

dump him if he throws a fit over you using tampons imagine what he do if you hung out with a guy friend

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Wow. That is creepy on several levels. If he was serious, you should probably leave that relationship. If he was joking, you probably shouldn't let him on stage on open-mic night.

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Mailman2121 15

Some people just do not deserve to live.

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