Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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rebellionwars 11

Lmao a whole new level of obsessed and over protected.

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nicolelong1987 3

that's just pure imature and I would dump his sorry ass!!

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dr_snow_bear 29

You know someone for a month and then they say something like this! My god, it's like you don't even know them anymore!

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katiepda 11

you poor girl. does he get angry when you go to the gyno lol try having a talk with him about a woman's body. good luck chick.

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musikchik 6

If that happens after one month, imagine what he'll be like after 6. Run now, he's crazy!

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Omniprism 14

What a dumbass. Maybe let him go and find another.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Nice... and speaking of dicks, yes, OP your boyfriend is one. Don't let him become your boyfriend of two months.

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mekoveya 10

I suggest telling him that if he expects you to avoid tampon use for that reason, he'd better stop wearing pants because that's like cheating on you.

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