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By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock
Dammit, I double clicked by accident so it said I put YDI as well as FYL, but you definitely didn't deserve it Hahahaha, it made me laugh though :') But come on... 2 years without sex? Well, I guess you could be like... 15
Seems like a major sign to me.
Awh, fyl but bless your wittle heart. C:
Today, I embarrassingly got stuck between the toilet bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. I called my grandson to help me out, but he didn't come because he would rather be ******* his girlfriend. I was stuck until the paramedics came. FML
talk about signs lool. that's God telling you "take a hint" but seriously i hope your grandma is ok.
haha should been "give me 5 minutes" first tiem would of been a quickie
A quickie for the first time? What's wrong with you?
Maybe not 5 minutes but it would have been quick. Most men don't last that long their first time and if it was her first time too she may not either (from the pain) Though I think he did the right thing by leaving to help his grandmother. They've been together a long time and they're both ready, she'll understand, there are other opportunities
This is the funniest cockblock Ive heard
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That's sad. I hope your grandma's alright! You're such a sweet boy for going home to help her. I'll take your virginity ;) Haha jk.
That sucks about not getting sex but I have to say that the whole getting stuck between the bowl and the wall is pretty hilarious.