Emergency
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By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock
dude that blows.. poor grandma though, she could have been there all day if your sis hadn't been home to call you over.. but ya FYL
Family comes first That was really bad timing though.
Your last sentance kind of killed all hope for me believing ths FML.
I think there's an important question people are missing... Why did you answer the phone when you're about to get laid? I assume you wouldn't have known it was urgent, most people would just ignore it in that situation (I know I would)
If it was a home phone then he probably would have thought it's important. He also probably didn't want his parents/family knowing what he was up to
hahahaha
**** your life for having to go rescue her at the worst time. **** your grandma's life for falling off the toilet and having to be rescued, that would've been embarrassing for her. And **** your life for waiting two years in the first place. I don't see whats so bad about answering the phone since he wasn't inside her. If he was actually doing her and answered it, then it would have been messed up.
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That's sad. I hope your grandma's alright! You're such a sweet boy for going home to help her. I'll take your virginity ;) Haha jk.
That sucks about not getting sex but I have to say that the whole getting stuck between the bowl and the wall is pretty hilarious.