Fair warning

By Alwayshappens2me - 17/07/2009 23:09 - United States

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Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
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You deserved it 10 516
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Amphysvena 11

actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.

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shostakovich 0

And a sock on the door would help... how?

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purplecargirl 5

i really want to know why you didnt just lock the door

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alijacket 0

You know... there's this thing called a lock. Socks on doorknobs are used in college.. in a shared dorm room. Or even between roommates, but that's inside the apartment. So, if a burglar stopped by he should have respected the code and left you alone? I don't get some people...

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Zomlette 0

So. They have this sick thing called a lock. Also, are you familiar with the wheel? Man that thing is cool.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Yeah, locks are handy. So is the forethought that perhaps your parents don't belong to the generation where ******* is not only considered better than life itself, but indicated by a sock over the doorknob (which is retarded, anyway.)

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ihatestupidppl 0

Well yeah I don't even have to mention the lock thing because everyone else has...but let's assume you have a crappy door with no lock. Isn't the point of the sock thing that other people know what it means, and that's why they would respect it? Why would you assume your mom knew what it meant?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

What exactly would be the point of a door to an apartment with no lock?

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grimmelok 0

What do you mean "walk in"? Did you just leave the door swinging open? YDI

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Pyrbaby 0

Maybe you should have posted a "gone sexin" sign. Much clearer. Or, as others with obviously a hell of a lot more common sense than you have said, use the damned lock. Its not **** your life. Its **** your mother's life for having such an idiot child.

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Escapist28 0

If you put the sock up, assuming that everyone knows what it means, why not just go for a sign you can hang that says something like, "Hot damn, I'm getting laid! Return in five minutes."

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_Noon_ 0

You should consider buying this: http://www.jonco48.com/blog/sexinprogressopt_small1.jpg

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inbloom_fml 0

#25, my mom would probably think that was a joke and walk in anyway. you know how moms are. OP, seriously, FYL. Everyone's yelling at you but seriously, this happened to my older cousin once. He gave his mom a key when he left town for a while, and took it back when he got back, but she'd already made a copy, "Just incase of emergency," or whatever. Parents suck sometimes. If she saw something she didn't want to see, she deserved it for that stupid "surprise visit".

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