Greasy greasy spot spot

By Whoops - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a haircut. The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash my hair before she started, as it was way too greasy to cut through. FML
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Top comments

MarisaCB 16

Seriously... easy fix. Wash your hair.

So let her wash it! It's the beat feeling ever to have someone else wash your hair. Enjoy!

Comments

Grease is the word, is the word that you heard Its got a groove, it's got a meaning Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion Grease is the way we are feeling

Showering is relaxing and sanitizing...you need to relax more.

XTheDesertSongX 17

/implying it's anyone else's fault but your own for having greasy hair.

it had to be pretty damn extreme if shampoo was necessary and not just an option. as for her just trying to get extra money, I don't charge clients for a shampoo or basic style with a haircut. A lot of people pass on the shampoo for different reasons, but it sounds like this person could benefit from a better hygiene regimen or shampoo selection, I may love to do hair but I don't want to touch nastiness.

knoxxx 22

Next time, kindly explain to her that you're Johanna Mason and taking showers is just too traumatic for you.

Everyone is different some ppl have naturally greasy hair regardless of how often it is washed I wash mine up to three times a day and sometimes it still looks kinda bad a helpful tip is use a hair drier instead of drip dry I'm not sure why but it helps

So either she wanted some extra cash by washing it, or you seem to believe that she enjoys touching your greasy hair. Or that you pay her so she needs to suck it up.

ninjacow123 6

Have you guys ever thought he has naturally greasy hair?

But that would get in the way of jumping to conclusions!