Food, Pizza and Health: Hangry time

Hangry time

By ohforcheese - 19/01/2012 20:19 - United States

Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say, "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 636

You deserved it 8 558

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Same thing different taste

Sounds delicious

By Bible John - 11/11/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, in a rush, I attempted to microwave leftover pizza slices. Unbeknownst to me, I accidentally hit the 'defrost' button, turning the pizza into a lukewarm soggy mess. I guess pizza should never be reheated in 'thaw mode'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 335

By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 064

You deserved it 7 158

By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 13:15 - United States

Today, I learned that just because the actual part of the pan that does touch the stove isn't hot doesn't mean that the handle won't give you third degree burns, a broken nose from passing out from the pain, and an expensive trip to the emergency room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 507

You deserved it 6 910

By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 248

You deserved it 61 675

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 008

You deserved it 48 797

By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 850

You deserved it 5 604

By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 486

You deserved it 6 966

Kitchen nightmares

By Clumsy - 24/08/2021 11:01 - Brazil - Niterói

Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML

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You deserved it 200

Hazardous

By Anonymous - 28/09/2016 13:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 270

You deserved it 2 505

Kitchen nightmare

By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 451

You deserved it 6 689

TheMaster15 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 22:59

Ohhh buurnnn

Spottedfeather 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:00

Why was the cardboard still under the pizza ? That's kind of a dumb move to put that in the microwave.

Comments

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:01

Cheese for everyone!

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Friday 20 January 2012 0:18

Scratch that, cheese for no one! Which is just as much a celebration really if you don't like cheese. Don't worry, Skooma. I got the Sheogorath reference!

farhil 14

Friday 20 January 2012 4:18

Ah, juicebox, thanks for clearing that up. I should have realized when I saw the name 'skooma'. Gotta love that moon sugar

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Friday 20 January 2012 6:17

Juicebox? O.o Hmm...so I have a thin tube protruding from my body that people drink from? No wonder I keep hearing slurping sounds then I faint. It all makes sense now.

DaniPandi 22

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:01

Sounds painful... O.O

BaconDave 12

Friday 20 January 2012 1:37

No, that sounds ******* delightful.

kionnaloves 11

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:02

A ninja you are not.

MichellinMan 20

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:24

ummmm... ok.

Akharr01 5

Friday 20 January 2012 22:56

Do not speak of ninja's in public!!!!!!!

meesa 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:02

yeah that happens unlucky though use a plate next time (non metalic that would be bad)

Vulpes21 6

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:04

Lol, first world problems.

AxJxA 14

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:04

Ouch, sorry OP :/ Rub some silvadene on your burn & that should help.

ladyLALAA 28

Friday 20 January 2012 22:21

That stuff is amazing!

alwayzgone7 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:06

They do have microwaveable pizzas that you can just keep on the cardboard while cooking... Wouldn't recommend it, but thats the idea that company had, I take it.

aimeeroste 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:06

Thats why you dont put cardboard in the microwave.

MichellinMan 20

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:17

shut up you puckered asshole some microwave pizzas do use cardboard.

taaaaaylor 0

Friday 20 January 2012 0:04

39, calm down..if there's cardboard with microwaveable pizza, you're usually supposed to take the cardboard out before microwaving the pizza, so stop having a cow.

Ciraxas 7

Friday 20 January 2012 7:18

It's perfectly fine to microwave cardboard...

Spottedfeather 7

Friday 20 January 2012 21:43

No, it's not. Especially if you have something oily on top of it. The oil will soak into the cardboard, making it really flimsy and not easy to handle. I don't know why people use common sense before cooking.